Why Santa is Better than Jesus

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Posted by: RAG ( )
Date: December 17, 2011 07:38AM

Top Ten Reasons Santa Is Better Than Jesus.

10. Santa does not endorse any political candidates or parties.

9. If you’re bad, Santa gives you a lump of coal, he doesn’t try to turn you into one.

8. Santa comes to town riding a sleigh pulled by flying reindeer; Jesus comes to town riding someone else’s ass (which seems to have become a tradition among some of his followers, by the way).

7. Jesus says he loves little kids, but Santa actually lets them sit in his lap.

6. Santa doesn’t spend all his time obsessing over how other people have sex.

5. Santa can run his whole enterprise, year after year, without begging for donations.

4. Some of history’s worst atrocities and injustices have been committed by people who believe in Jesus, but NONE of them have been committed by people who believe in Santa.

3. You don’t have to devote your life to figuring out a collection of 66 books full of obscure, archaic, and contradictory teachings—Santa is satisfied if you’re just reasonably good most of the time.

2. Santa cares enough to come back every year.

1. Santa saves you from Hell by not creating it in the first place. Duh

http://freethoughtblogs.com/alethianworldview/2011/12/16/jesus-vs-santa/

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Posted by: Cheryl ( )
Date: December 17, 2011 07:57AM

The Jolly old elf wins handsdown. (n/t)

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Posted by: blackholesun ( )
Date: December 17, 2011 09:39AM

Re: Why Santa is Better than Jesus

Yeah, but Jesus can turn me into god. Santa gives me some crappy toys made in China that I get bored with in a week or two.

Low risk = low return. High risk = high return. Finance 101.

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Posted by: freeman ( )
Date: December 17, 2011 09:44AM

Re: Why Santa is Better than Jesus

There is low risk, there is high risk, and then there is a scam.

Christianity = scam. Risk doesn't come into it.

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RAG Wrote:
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> Top Ten Reasons Santa Is Better Than Jesus.
>  
> 
> 10. Santa does not endorse any political
> candidates or parties.
>  
> 9. If you’re bad, Santa gives you a lump of
> coal, he doesn’t try to turn you into one.
>  
> 8. Santa comes to town riding a sleigh pulled by
> flying reindeer; Jesus comes to town riding
> someone else’s ass (which seems to have become a
> tradition among some of his followers, by the
> way).
>  
> 7. Jesus says he loves little kids, but Santa
> actually lets them sit in his lap.
>  
> 6. Santa doesn’t spend all his time obsessing
> over how other people have sex.
>  
> 5. Santa can run his whole enterprise, year after
> year, without begging for donations.
>  
> 4. Some of history’s worst atrocities and
> injustices have been committed by people who
> believe in Jesus, but NONE of them have been
> committed by people who believe in Santa.
>  
> 3. You don’t have to devote your life to
> figuring out a collection of 66 books full of
> obscure, archaic, and contradictory
> teachings—Santa is satisfied if you’re just
> reasonably good most of the time.
>  
> 2. Santa cares enough to come back every year.
>  
> 
> 1. Santa saves you from Hell by not creating it in
> the first place. Duh
> 
> 
> http://freethoughtblogs.com/alethianworldview/2011
> /12/16/jesus-vs-santa/