...penises. They're ranked #49 out of 50 states. Only Wyoming is smaller. This is according to Condomania's database.

http://secure.condomania.com/Rankings/

We always suspected this, didn't we.

LMAO!!!! My field research backs this up, BTW.
Then again, it's not whether you can hit the bottom of the tuna can, but rather if you can bang the hell out of the sides.
Thanks for the laugh!

Brava, wine country girl! I'm totally stealing that from you!



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LOL That's a new one.

BWAHAHAHA

Well, I guess you can't call the GAs a bunch of big pricks.

I still managed to get in enough trouble as it is... Big one might've made things worse...

Cue up Kurt Vonnegut (from "Slaughterhouse Five"):

>There was an old man from Stanbuhl
>Who soloquized thus to his tool
>"You took all my wealth,
>"And ruined my health,
>"And now you won't pee you damn fool

I'm sure this happened in Utah, probably Utah county.

There was a young woman named Jeannie
Who sobbed to her date, “You’re a meanie!
You claim you’re a stud
But, oh, what a dud!
Your prick is a real teeny-weeny.”

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There once was a gay opera singer,
Whose dick was a wondrous humdinger.
When he’d sing a song,
His dong sang along,
And his balls would clang like a bell ringer.

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There once was a gay opera singer,
Whose dick was a wondrous humdinger.
When he’d sing a song,
His dong sang along,
And his balls would clang like a bell ringer.

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A bold cowboy from Laredo

Had a member shaped like a potato.

While some girls would faint,

Others thought it was quaint

To use a potato to mate…OH!!!

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There once was a man from Sydney
Who could put it in up to her Kidney
But a man from Quebec
Put it up to her neck
Now he had a big one, didn’t he!

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And finally one which includes our favorite stud, Paul H. Dunn

There was an old fellow named Paul
Whose prick was exceedingly small
When in bed with a lay
He could screw her all day
Without touching the vaginal wall.


ST

Sorry about the duplicate. I've had one too many sips of that 1792 Kentucky whiskey.

ST

all these dirty limericks and not one mention of Nantucket :0)

Hell, better than that, take full credit...

Shoot, I hadn't seen any of those...

I had, though, heard the one that included Nantucket...



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I don't remember Kurt Vonnegut saying that?

But if you say so.

Good thing I live in Texas where everything's...well... bigger! :)

I'm NOT laughing... I was born in Wyoming...

actually I am laughing!!!!!

I am. I was born in NY.
So much for BIG wonderful Wyoming.

Ya know, ever'time i think I'm FINALLY gonna hear the Nantucket one, everyone gets shushed.

Never HAVE heard it.

Reggie the o-my-virgin-ears-StalkerDog™

Rwminds me of bootcamp. The smart-aleck Drill Sgt to the guys: "This is your rifle-- this is your gun,is ifor playing-- this is for fun". Than he looked at us gals, making us and watching us clean our rifles. Not telling his remarks exept -- Geez, what a pervert!
(I can't believe I shared that)

That would be gay men.

http://www.salon.com/health/sex/urge/world/1999/11/04/size

Maybe that is why the LDS leadership and so many in Utah hate gays so much!

Seriously, if it is true that gays have larger penises, then this could be part of the reason Utah men have smaller penises on average. Gays in Utah know that a large percentage of gay men flee Utah looking for a more accepting place to live and few gay men move to Utah. A group of men with larger than average penises leaving Utah would lower the average penises of the overall population.

Judging from all the kids all over the place, I'm guessing it isn't the Mormons using condoms?

Also, isn't there a rule that small unit guys drive hot cars to compensate? I'm not seeing an excess of Corvettes in UT either.

(I kill me.)

Maybe he's a legend in his own mind.

Yeah, but what's the difference in the average size? Is it 1/20th of an inch, or a couple inches?

Caucasians, you know.