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Posted by: rambo ( )
Date: November 12, 2010 03:36PM
Any good mormon wedding jokes

I am going to be an MC at my TBM friends wedding. Do you know any good mormon wedding jokes I can tell. BTW I think he asked me because I helped him come back to church and now I don't go anymore. I don't think he knows I don't go because he lives on the other side of the city now.

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Posted by: Jon ( )
Date: November 12, 2010 03:43PM
Re: Any good mormon wedding jokes

As best man do you get to introduce the Fathers of the Brides?

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Posted by: ExMormonRon ( )
Date: November 12, 2010 03:46PM
Re: Any good mormon wedding jokes

Q: What was the Mormon pioneer's secret for a happy, fulfilled marriage?

A: Name Tags.

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Posted by: ExMormonRon ( )
Date: November 12, 2010 03:47PM
Re: Any good mormon wedding jokes

Q: How can you tell if you are at a Mormon wedding?

A: The bride isn't pregnant but her mother is.

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Posted by: CL2 ( )
Date: November 12, 2010 04:04PM
Re: Any good mormon wedding jokes

Sad, but true--my sister's husband was the oldest of 13 (with a few miscarriages on top of that). When my sister and BIL got married, his mother was 6 months pregnant.

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Posted by: LordBritish ( )
Date: November 12, 2010 03:58PM
Re: Any good mormon wedding jokes

Why'd the Polygamist cross the road? To get to the other bride...

*rimshot*

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Posted by: WiserWomanNow ( )
Date: November 12, 2010 04:24PM
<groan!> Good one, Lord B! (n/t)


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Posted by: rambo ( )
Date: November 12, 2010 04:13PM
Re: Any good mormon wedding jokes

I am not the best man but I will be introducing the wedding party.

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Posted by: Jon ( )
Date: November 12, 2010 04:55PM
Re: Any good mormon wedding jokes

I think you missed it

FatherS of the BrideS...

Too subtle?

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Posted by: rambo ( )
Date: November 12, 2010 05:29PM
Re: Any good mormon wedding jokes

Oh haha good one :)

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Posted by: Stray Mutt ( )
Date: November 12, 2010 04:49PM
Other than the joke about it being a beautiful, special experience? (n/t)


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Posted by: Mo Larkey ( )
Date: November 12, 2010 05:57PM
You know you are at a Mormon wedding when ......

when the groom bends over to kiss the bride and
his bakers hat falls off!

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Posted by: Duder ( )
Date: November 12, 2010 06:06PM
I do not know any good mormon wedding jokes

I have not yet received them. For this purpose I have come to converse with the bride through the veil.

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Posted by: badseed ( )
Date: November 12, 2010 06:17PM
nice. (n/t)


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