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Posted by: ExMormonRon ( )
Date: November 12, 2010 03:10PM
Any other Pastafarians here?

I worship FSM.

Just wonderin'...

Ron

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Posted by: vhainya ( )
Date: November 12, 2010 03:19PM
HAIL! (n/t)


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Posted by: bignevermo ( )
Date: November 12, 2010 03:21PM
Re: Any other Pastafarians here?

all hail the noodley appendages!! FSM is REAL..... i had proof ...but i had to hide the proof in the woods....and no one can see the proof or they will die a noodley death!! :)

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Posted by: Major Bidamon ( )
Date: November 12, 2010 03:32PM
Re: Any other Pastafarians here?

thanks Ron ... I had no idea this was out there. I think I will worship the FSM tonight at the local italian restaraunt.

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Posted by: helamonster ( )
Date: November 12, 2010 03:35PM
No, but I love the pirate costumes. (n/t)


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Posted by: Ron Popeil ( )
Date: November 12, 2010 03:36PM
Blessed are the pastamakers, for they shall inherit the earth. And late-night infomercials. (n/t)


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Posted by: SoCal Apostate ( )
Date: November 12, 2010 03:37PM
Re: Any other Pastafarians here?

Ramen brother!


I'm worshipping a plate of Pasta Milano right now.

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Posted by: BestBBQ ( )
Date: November 12, 2010 03:39PM
Re: Any other Pastafarians here?

The Invisible Pink Unicorn boils you until you are *well* past al dente and spears your meaty balls with her magical horn! So there! ;)

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Posted by: Jon ( )
Date: November 12, 2010 03:41PM
Re: Any other Pastafarians here?

You are all apostate from the true religion of Kebabism

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Posted by: spaghetti oh ( )
Date: November 12, 2010 04:35PM
Re: Any other Pastafarians here?

It never fails. There's always an anti-pasta.

;-)

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Posted by: Rebecca ( )
Date: November 12, 2010 05:04PM
I just worshipped the FSM

with a cheap plate of mac and cheese. Not the best offering, but its what was around.

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Posted by: archaicoctober ( )
Date: November 12, 2010 03:43PM
Re: Any other Pastafarians here?

I have been touched by His Noodley Appendage.

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Posted by: ExMormonRon ( )
Date: November 12, 2010 03:44PM
Re: Any other Pastafarians here?

Thou shalt have no other gods before FSM (afterwards, you are on your own but use protection)!

ALL HAIL!

Ron

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Posted by: Fort Creek ( )
Date: November 12, 2010 03:49PM
My car sports an FSM emblem

It makes me smile every time I see it. In the name of the noodle, the meatball, and the holy sauce, ramen.

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Posted by: Skunk Puppet ( )
Date: November 12, 2010 03:55PM
I worship His Noodly Godhood by ...

paying deep homage to his various earthly incarnations; usually, Carbonara or Puttanesca.

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Posted by: spaghetti oh ( )
Date: November 12, 2010 04:11PM
Re: Any other Pastafarians here?

My screen name was inspired by the FSM. It's like my temple name I guess. :D

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Posted by: Major Bidamon ( )
Date: November 12, 2010 04:19PM
Big Tent?

I'm seriously investigating this church. The problem is that I think there might be "something out there". You know, kinda sort of like intelligent design, but maybe with an uninterested higher power (like a kid that just plays with legos for the hell of it ... we are the legos).

Anyway, as you can see, I'm still working through my faith issues. Will the spaghetti god accept me? Is this a big tent faith?

Or do I need go towards Kebabism?

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Posted by: Comfortably Numb ( )
Date: November 12, 2010 05:19PM
I saw a FSM magnet on the back of a car the other day

It made me smile because it's good to see the FSM getting some press on the back of cars... FSM at least hasn't lied to me yet, taken me for 37 years of tithing, and will not make a pass at my wife any time soon so I'm cool with the FSM'ers.

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Posted by: Tiff ( )
Date: November 12, 2010 08:32PM
May you be touched by his noodley appendage

I have a lovely FSM who hangs from my mirror in my car.

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Posted by: catnip ( )
Date: November 13, 2010 12:37AM
Praise the Appendage, pass the parrot, and say Ra-men, Brother! (n/t)


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Posted by: Brother Bacon Sandwich ( )
Date: November 13, 2010 12:45AM
Re: Any other Pastafarians here?

I'm Frisbeeterian.

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Posted by: Frontal Lobotomy ( )
Date: November 13, 2010 09:53AM
Frisbeeterian

How can you follow that? It has the worst expectation of the afterlike, being stuck up on the roof and all.

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Posted by: Truth Without Fear ( )
Date: November 13, 2010 10:01AM
Re: Any other Pastafarians here?

I'm a member of the Tortellinian Pestos, a liberal pastaferian sect. We've dropped the pirate dialect.

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