...that i just inadvertently discovered on some Ancient Papyrus pieces of Abrahamic scrolls wrapped around some dead anchovies i purchased at JimBobs Bait-Tackle-Diner up on Hwy 49 in the foothills that i was using as fish bait for my recent fishing trip.

To the best of my ability in deciphering these strange and wondrous hieroglyphic-looking type scrawls in some reformed form of ancient off-beat dialectical Chaldean it looks to say that the first portion of Mormon or "Mor" refers to either intelligence or intellect and that "mon" refers to either childish, immature or dishonesty depending on its usage and inflection to the 1st, 2nd or 3rd degree.

So as best as i can reckon according to these obviously authentic Abrahamic shards of papyrus wrapped around my anchovies it looks to say that the true and everlasting root meaning of the word "Mormon" is actually "one who is intellectually immature and/or dishonest.

Of course depending on it's usage in either written or verbal form!!!

Or so it seems to me...