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Posted by: cludgie ( )
Date: August 09, 2011 10:25AM

Maybe some of you have seen pictures of the lovely and chic Rebecca Musser attending the Jeffs trial. Apparently she is a former polygamous wife of old man Rulon Jeffs, and escaped the cult. She was married off to old man Jeffs when she was 19 and he was 89. Holy shit, a 70 year age gap! Anyway, in one of the news photos she's wearing a nice bright red dress, and the FLDS have some sort of hate for the color red. Was this meant to be a slap in the face of Jeffs & Co.? Good move, if that was the intention.

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Posted by: NormaRae ( )
Date: August 09, 2011 10:28AM

to make a statement. Good for her.

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Posted by: Skunk Puppet ( )
Date: August 09, 2011 10:41AM

declared the color red off limits for his followers because that is the color Jesus will be wearing when he comes back in all his glory. *snort*

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Posted by: unbeliever42 ( )
Date: August 09, 2011 02:28PM

And who'dve thought that Jesus would return as a woman? Heheheheh.

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Posted by: Lois Lane ( )
Date: August 09, 2011 10:47AM

I thought I was the only one who noticed that.

I see Elissa Wall occasionally wears red for her TV appearances.

I even saw her once in a (gasp!) sleeveless dress.

She projects a certain TV-celebrity sophistication, with her naive child-of-polygamy innocence shining through.

Hooray for both of these brave women.

Lois

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Posted by: intellectualfeminist ( )
Date: August 09, 2011 12:18PM

Hear hear!! I had heard about "no red", and was wondering what the deal was with that.
A thousand props to her for sticking it to Jeffs and all those evil old men!

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Posted by: wondering ( )
Date: August 09, 2011 02:07PM

I thought red attracted bulls. Isn't that why the bullfighters capes are red?

Maybe it attracts too many young bulls and the old bulls can't get a change.

I know stupid humor.

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Posted by: cludgie ( )
Date: August 09, 2011 02:49PM

Too many puns in one day will win you boos, though.

Musser is pretty hot. It's no wonder that ol' man Jeffs deserved her. I wonder if he did her in the temple on that spooky alter bed.

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Posted by: Skunk Puppet ( )
Date: August 09, 2011 03:44PM

did her all.

Unless he had an Rx for Viagra. Ya think?

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Posted by: cludgie ( )
Date: August 09, 2011 04:03PM

Simultaneous doses of Viagra, Cialis, and Levitra, penile implant with testicular pump, plus external vacuum pump. He'd also need various angina medications. Outside there should be a medical team standing by.

The woman would need the following: One paper bag securely placed over her head, plus sleeping mask in case the bag were to tumble off.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/09/2011 04:03PM by cludgie.

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