and for that Summer, here's a big Bronx Cheer.

Stormy's second husband, Nash, arrives from California with an incurable disease and two months to live.

Jake finds a miraculous cure and saves Nash.

Jake later finds Nash in a Dark and Stormy 3-way.

Dark's vet husband's practice at risk because of the kitten choking incident.

Bishop Gaylove disfellowshipped over the chicken choking incident.

MIL leaves husband and moves in Becca, her one true love, going all the way back to when they first met in RS.

Stormy's favorite priest, Father Joe, whisked away to Rome the same time as 21 altar boys come forth claiming abuse.

And we haven't even gotten to Stormy's long lost twin brother who recovers from amnesia. That doesn't happen until the fall. Right now he's still working on an off shore oil rig in Venezuala but is actually an operative trying to assassinate Hugo Chavez.

that right there is funny, Scoot.

however this time we are all in on the freaking joke :)

I actually thought of it Sunday night.

too bad I waited 24 hours.

You're a Bronxite?

lived in Washington Heights pretty much forever since then.

I love the Heights.

Odd. There was a response here, from someone else, but it seems to have gotten deleted? I'm a NYer as well. Except I try to avoid the Heights.

Seemed inoffensive enough.

Honestly, you should give this writing thing a shot.

That saga could have gone on for *years*. Yeesh!

You are missing one thing, a dark night stormy and jake or sister or the threesome or even the ex-Nash need to leave for some reason--Bishopric mafia I presume and need money fast. Bilking everyone who've followed the story that long. Or maybe Nash needs surgery and can't afford it. There's a money angle here, getting folks emotionally attached to the family is just the beginning.

No, no, no, I've got it..there are two characters introduced at the beginning that haven't been developed yet! The boys! The Mormon mafia is going to go after the kids! Who wouldn't give to help the children? I should have seen it before, new characters are suspect like the sister, but old characters have grown on you.

This place is crazy. Thanks for the laugh. Of course you could add that the kids walked in on a threesome.

...then discovering a new medical miracle of delivering his own baby out of his left nipple...which actually contains a serum that will cure cancer. And acne.

The key to the next season is the SIL taking the cellphone and assuming Stormy's identity... there is foreshadowing in the "going dark" logon.

ANa



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If she would have acted destitute and without money to live, you guys would have probably sent her money.

Hi, I'm Stormy's other sister in law and I have terminal cancer. My husband is out of work because of a bad back and we can't get disability, We have 10 kids. One is diabetic and requires insulin. We cannot pay for our medication or even food and we are about to be evicted. Ordinarily we could live in our car, but it was repossessed. Stormy and Jake can't help us because their wedding cost so much and Jake's sister and her hubby, the vet, have no money due to the church shutting down their vet business. My mom won't help because I left the church. In fact, she has disowned all of us and given everything she has to the church. I know you are good people. If you could send just a few dollars, it would really help. I am not asking for myself, but my kids are hungry and one needs her medication .

Thanks in advance,
Jake's dying sister



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P. S. And our cat needs an operation.

JDS



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... then Winter and so-on.

I sometimes have a hard time fittin' in my reading time, but I've never blamed it on the seasons.

Sheesh!

Timothy