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Posted by: sunbeep ( )
Date: January 16, 2018 05:49PM
Caption Please;

Caption Please;

https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/heraldcourier.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/0/ed/0eda353b-dcf5-559a-89bf-423e1cc7e519/5a504e86af291.image.jpg?resize=1200%2C790

Mine would be:

Russell: Will you be my date to the Apostolic Prom next week?
Oaks: Of course I will Russ, /blush

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: January 16, 2018 05:55PM
Re: Caption Please;

"No, the iron rod I need you to hold onto is a bit lower. Here, let me guide your hand..."

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Posted by: Jonny the Smoke ( )
Date: January 16, 2018 06:01PM
Re: Caption Please;

Ooh boy! This is better than waiting in line to sit on Santa's lap!

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: January 16, 2018 06:02PM
Re: Caption Please;

"Whose hand am I clasping?"

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Posted by: East Coast Exmo ( )
Date: January 16, 2018 06:07PM
Re: Caption Please;

Nelson: Dallin, I choose you. Mostly because I love the feel of the skin on the inside of your wrist.

Oaks: Awww shucks, Russ. Don't go all temple on me now.

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Posted by: .dick tator ( )
Date: January 16, 2018 07:25PM
Re: Caption Please;

Congratulations and welcome to the big red chairs Brother Oaks.. your wife must be thrilled. I prayerfully selected you because you too also rubbed all your hair off on the headboard as I did.

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: January 16, 2018 07:31PM
Re: Caption Please;

"Congrats guys. And don't thank me. Thank Wendy, er, Heavenly Father."

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: January 16, 2018 07:41PM
Re: Caption Please;

I just farted Russ...did ya hear it?...chortle, chortle, chortle...

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Posted by: sunbeep ( )
Date: January 16, 2018 07:42PM
Re: Caption Please;

Russell: Did you see the coffee enema thread on RFM?
Oaks: Yeah, what a bunch of sphincters.
Russell: Well, later in the Rectory we are going to, er, aa, would you prefer decaf or regular?

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Posted by: Badassadam1 ( )
Date: January 16, 2018 07:58PM
Re: Caption Please;

We're pretty f#cked, the badass is bringing our party down soon.

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Posted by: aaaaaahh! ( )
Date: January 16, 2018 09:01PM
Re: Caption Please;

"Fuck you Dallin, Fuck you! I told you that I was wearing my red striped tie today, and you just had to pull yours out of the closet!"

"Hold out your hand Russ, I'm going to drop your used tampon into your hand! Haha! I stole it from the trash can when you weren't looking. Gotcha!"

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Posted by: MeM ( )
Date: January 16, 2018 10:57PM
Re: Caption Please;

Dallin: So Russ, you do know you're 93. I'll be standing where you are soon enough!

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Posted by: Anonymous 2 ( )
Date: January 16, 2018 11:20PM
Re: Caption Please;

It's the Three Stooges!!

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Posted by: mikemitchell ( )
Date: January 17, 2018 03:57AM
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My words are from the Lord, not Jeff Dunham's and my name is not Walter.

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: January 17, 2018 09:09AM
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Let's Make Mormonism Great Again. Who's buying the MMGA hats?

Oh wait. Those aren't Senators. My bad.

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Posted by: deconv2010 ( )
Date: January 17, 2018 09:18AM
Re: Caption Please;

Nelson: Where is Dieter? Isn't he supposed to be between Holland and Bednar?

Oaks: uh-oh, I think he got offended.

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Posted by: Elder What's-his-face ( )
Date: January 17, 2018 12:45PM
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Now is the day of my great power, where none dare to uhhh, what's my line again?

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: January 17, 2018 01:39PM
Re: Caption Please;

+1

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Posted by: Kathleen ( )
Date: January 17, 2018 01:12PM
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“I know it was good kinky fun, Dallin, but no more electrocuting guys’ genitals. What say?”

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Posted by: sd ( )
Date: January 17, 2018 03:56PM
Re: Oaks:

"All I have to do is pop him real hard in the guts and I'm in charge."

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Posted by: smirkorama ( )
Date: January 18, 2018 12:32PM
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"OK, First Off, some new secret handshakes! Since the public is on to our old ones. Some really strange ungainly uncomfortable unusual ones, like this, that will be much harder for outsiders to guess. "


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2Z3YSRogyo


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ramUzgLLHho

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Posted by: bluebutterfly ( )
Date: January 18, 2018 12:39PM
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Nelson: "Brother Oaks, I would counsel you to partake of a breathmint. In the name of Jesus Christ, Amen."

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