Posted by:
smirkorama
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Date: January 16, 2018 02:34PM
I was 12. I was very impressionable. I had spent the previous summer with my ultra MORmON grandparents on their isolated mountain ranch. observing my MORmON grandparent's MORmONISM inspired super spartan monastic existence was transcendent -but not necessarily in a good way. I had just committed to serving a full time / FOOL time MORmON mission when the time finally came ..... just as filthy disgusting self interested manipulative and demanding MORmON leaders intended, but that just was not good enough for the soul sucking, blood sucking, life consuming parasitic cult worm known as MORmONISM. MORmONISM ALWAYS has to have MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE including MORe MONey !!!!!
Family Reunions were grindingly agonizingly exceptionally boring affairs where the main topic was THE church and how THE family was doing relative to THE church. but I did not know much better because I had ALWAYS been trapped in the soul sucking suffocating MORmON bubble!!!! At least the scenery was fairly good.
One of my mom's cousin's was married to a guy name Johnny. Johnny had a remarkable resemblance to Jonathan Winters. Same build. Combed his hair the same way. Same facial features. Same looks except with red hair and freckles which only accentuated the comic effect. And a Crazy infectious laugh with a comedic sense of humor. Johnny also liked to work on cars. This was right at the start of the 1970's and people had been NUTS about cars through the 1960's. Interest in cars had cooled off a little, but it was still RED HOT with intensity. Johnny, that red headed car loving bastard would occasionally talk about cars, including his race car and his friends race cars. When he did it was like a breath of fresh air running through the stale suffocating MORmONISM dominated environment. I loved it when he did and it must have been apparent.
I would purposely hang around Johnny just hoping and praying that the topic of cars would some how come up to break the agonizing BORING monotony of MORmONISM dominated conversation that prevailed in our MORmON family. ( Jesus fucking Christ do not people ever get their fill of "THE" CRAP!!!) I also knew that I really was not allowed to bring up an alternative subject in the MORmONISM dominated bubble. OF course in MORmONISM, interest in anything besides MORmONISM is a distraction and a detraction from the Lord's super critical latter day work, and that means a sin.
My grandmother was an old woman who appeared to be basically harmless. She had noticed my enthusiasm for the alternate subject of cars. THAT had to be dealt with. In several hours of conversation, in our little sub group, the topic of cars had come up several times. After the last time, I was enjoying my automotive diversion from MORmONISM WAY TOO MUCH. as a MORmON enforcement agent, my grandmother would have to act cautiously just as she was also going to have to deal with this automotive threat to MORmON domination and sovereignty, especially as the subversive automotive ithreat was encroaching on a susceptible young mind that Horror of Horrors was overtly enjoying something besides the themes of the all important MORmON religion.
My grandmother slid closer toward our little sub group. closer toward me. Just like a proper character assassin, My grandmother had to time her shot, so it was recent enough to be pertinent to me, but she had to make sure that it was only heard by me, so that it did not disclose the insider workings of THE family's very functional MORmON gestapo.
As soon as circumstances allowed exclusive conveyance, grandma mentioned her stinging message to me. she said to me: "ohh ohh (with intended distress) I heard that Johnny paid for that race car with his tithing money."
HORROR of HORRORS ! a grown man had taken money that he had earned and spent it on something he wanted instead of giving the money to the blood sucking vipers at LD$ inc first !!! OH NO!!!!! some one actually having fun, and doing it outside of the all important context of MORmONISM.
many years later, as an adult. I stayed at Johnny's widow's house for a week end, due to job related travel. Johnny had tragically died of cancer. There was a truck outfitted for hauling go carts at the house. there were go carts. fun loving mechanically minded Johnny had made the transition from cars
to go cart racing because it was something that he could do with his children. Johnny's children recounted the wonderful times and memories that they had with their father as they had done go cart racing together, before Johnny had passed away. In my mind, my MORmON grandmother kept circling around, sliding past me and uttering her nasty remark in retooled form: "Johnny paid for that go cart racing with his tithing money"
My super fucking ass hole (FUCKING ASSHOLE !!!!) MORmON enforcement agent male parent certainly would not have made that same mistake with tithing money, so quite in spite of my MORmON mother's insistence, I do not have any fond memories of him. But by MORmON god -the lower head lord MORmON Jesus , Not only did that fucking asshole pay his MORmON tithing but he made sure that his children's funds were similarly looted by LD$ Inc !!!
Now, LD$ inc has a luxury mall at CCC with a luxury condo tower ......that still does not have a legit tenant in it !!!!!!
THANK MORmON GOD that our family was sucked dry for such BS !!!!
...and poor Johnny and his kids. all they have is fond memories of interacting with each other, doing things like go cart racing, instead of being able to know that they contributed to the wretched obscene excess of filthy vile LD$ Inc at CCC!!!
(believe it or not) I normally try to avoid tirades that go to this extent but this time I am just going to let it fly.
FUCK!!!! those thieving god damned ASSpostHOLES that run LD$ Inc's MORmON church scam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and Grandma, you looked like a nice old lady, but your comment to me on who was paying tithing OR NOT, ultimately showed me just how much of nasty disgusting god damn MORmON bitch/ WHORE that YOU really were / are. I do not have any fond memories of you either, as they have been canceled out by knowing how and what you really are. A person should be careful when they decide to be a MORmON enforcement agent over other normal roles, it might be what they get remembered for in the long run !!!!!!!!