Yet more quackery and woo ...

http://www.implantorama.com/

Head shaking.

Actually, I think this is part of the religious services that Jeezus brought to the new world:

http://www.strangehistory.net/2013/05/31/vision-quest-2-the-rainbow-enema/

Unfortunately, I can't find my copy of the original paper cited here ("Notes on the Mayan Vision Quest by Enema", Brian Stross and Justin Kerr, 1990)

Modern temple ceremonies have certainly lost their excitement.

I find a coffee enema the perfect thing after I injest a Cascade detergent pod. Gives me a delightful after-glow!

Ha ha ha!

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The whipped cream and cinnamon got stuck in the tubing, and turned it sour. Be advised to use only the black organic coffee recommended. I do this once a week, but I still don't look or feel anything like Gwyneth Paltrow.

The best part of waking up

is Folgers in your butt.

Oh man, that’s funny.

but he stole that one from another poster from long ago. She told this hilarious story about how her TBM mom was doing coffee enemas and couldn't figure out why she got headaches whenever she skipped her daily butt douche. She ended the story with that famous quip. Funny then and funny now.

Mormons could get the benefits of coffee without breaking the WoW.

So disappointed. Thought it was Coffee M&Ms.

LOL But IMO a coffee enema would be preferable those coffee M&Ms. I thought they were very disappointing.

Oh boy! Maybe my children will chip in together to get me one of those little beauties for my birthday in a couple of weeks! I hope it includes at least one bag of coffee!

If you're evr really bored, check out "Camps Farthest Out." A former classmate of mine worked at a camp facility owned by the Christian Missionary Alliance Church in the northern CA redwoods that rented their facility out to these "Camp Farthest Out' people for a couple of weeks. Granted, they don't [as far as I know, anyway] use coffee in their rituals, but their equivalent of baptism consisted (or still consists if the orgainizatin has not yet gone defunct) of hanging enema bags in the branches of redwood trees and giving themselves or each other enemas much in the same way other religions offer symbolic cleansing through baptism.

I'm not sure how the Christian Missionary Alliance group that owned the facility went about making the place sanitary after all the outdoor enemas that took place, or if there was a massive outbreak of e coli.

Lifer juice up the ass? Now that is a sin.

I could use one right now...

SCMD, I don't know the details, but years back when I was more familiar with the "New Age" movement and "emerging religions," I heard about groups who practiced enemas as some kind of spiritual cleansing. I've also heard of of nativist and animist beliefs that held that evil spirits can access a person through the anus (seriously), and that certain cleansing enemas were thus required. Perhaps these two things factor into that Redwoods group. I rather doubt the Christian Missionary Alliance people knew about this.

I know we're talking about the other side of the anatomy Boner...hope you're doing okay!

You betcha -- washed clean of sin, inside and out!

I have a Mormon-Nazi aunt that gets coffee enemas. So coffee is ok in one end but not the other?

Sphincter say no, not after what happened last time.