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SL Cabbie
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Date: January 12, 2018 11:17PM
https://www.sltrib.com/news/politics/2018/01/12/national-poll-61-percent-of-mormons-approve-of-president-donald-trump-highest-of-any-religious-group/I'm sorry, it can't be something in the air or water; I've lived here all my life...
Maybe the lizard shape-shifters that live in the underground tunnels beneath the city have produced a secret substance they distribute through MLM operations... Perhaps it affects cognitive functioning...
So I was working out a little south of the city when the dispatcher warned that traffic around Temple Square was snarled...
I managed to restrain myself and not ask, "Who died?"
Anyway, the news of Orrin Hatch's retirement was a real stunner. Monson was so shocked when he heard it, he dropped dead...
#you can't get this stuff from an Uber driver
Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/12/2018 11:18PM by SL Cabbie.