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Posted by: SL Cabbie ( )
Date: January 12, 2018 11:17PM

https://www.sltrib.com/news/politics/2018/01/12/national-poll-61-percent-of-mormons-approve-of-president-donald-trump-highest-of-any-religious-group/

I'm sorry, it can't be something in the air or water; I've lived here all my life...

Maybe the lizard shape-shifters that live in the underground tunnels beneath the city have produced a secret substance they distribute through MLM operations... Perhaps it affects cognitive functioning...

So I was working out a little south of the city when the dispatcher warned that traffic around Temple Square was snarled...

I managed to restrain myself and not ask, "Who died?"

Anyway, the news of Orrin Hatch's retirement was a real stunner. Monson was so shocked when he heard it, he dropped dead...

#you can't get this stuff from an Uber driver



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/12/2018 11:18PM by SL Cabbie.

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: January 12, 2018 11:21PM

I'm not surprised.

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Posted by: DaveinTX ( )
Date: January 13, 2018 01:22PM

They put it in the water given out at Sacrament Meeting. One drop will do you in......

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: January 13, 2018 01:28PM

Mormons are used to leaders who "Can Not Be Wrong" no matter what they do or say. Suits them.

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