What a term. Sounds positively Catholic.

I wonder when the prophet gets a funny hat for public appearances. We all know he has a crown for the temple.

"After a considerable parade and ceremony, we passed into another room, or Celestial Kingdom. Here I saw some of the Twelve, and particularly Brigham Young, with a white crown upon his head, and as I have since been told, representing God himself."
http://www.ldsendowment.org/emeline.html

Only between 2am and 4 am

Its strongest during the super moon at high tide.

I'm guessing that if you could pin ol' Scratch down about this, he would say "Mormons? Oh yeah, isn't that the bunch headquartered in Utah with an inflated sense of their own importance and all of those weird rules?"

He would probably say they are part of his Great And Spacious Building Project.

I hate it when I go in for my yearly checkup and the doctor sticks his finger up my interregnum.

It is far more likely that the "prophet" is an agent of Stan and, thus, during the period without the "prophet" Stan is missing his right hand man!

(NOTE: I do not believe in Stan.)



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apostolic in the rectum

The thing is, Lucifer's powers are heightened for a myriad of reasons, to the extent that his power is heightened and re heightened ALL OF THE TIME. In fact, Lucifer's power is heightened so often and so much that he is much more powerful than Jesus, to the extent that Lucifer gets a LOT MORE DONE than dead wood Jesus -who can not even show up for His own second coming.

It seems that IF Jesus was really serious about getting anything done for the sake of good, then Jesus should recruit Lucifer over to the Jesus side of things, but then again, lazy ass Jesus can not get much of anything done -including working on recruiting Lucifer. I mean, sure, Jesus had the power to resurrect Himself from the dead, but that does NOT mean that Jesus has the power to instill Himself with ambition !!!!! so that HE could get some stuff done!!!

Yeah...from a Mormon perspective it's like a mini version of the "great apostasy."