Posted by:
ificouldhietokolob
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Date: January 09, 2018 10:04AM
So yesterday was my birthday. On my facebook page were the usual greetings, some from TBMs I stay in contact with. One was from a "friend of a friend," the daughter of a youngish couple (well, youngish in the 70's) that was in my youth ward. The last time I saw this person, she was probably 5 years old.
Anyway, being uber-TBM, she apparently just HAD to put something mormon in her post:
"Happy Birthday (Hie), I remember when you were our home teacher so many many years ago!"
Um...I was never this kid's home teacher. I was never anybody's home teacher. I left the cult 3 months after coming home from my mission, and never ever once home-taught anybody. Ever.
So I private-messaged her, and thanked her for the bday greeting, and said while I remember her as a little girl, I was never her home teacher.
She replied, "Oh, you must be remembering things wrong! You were our home teacher when I was in MIA Maids! I used to enjoy your visits!"
Now, remember, by the time this kid was a MIA Maid, I had been out of the cult for at least 7 years.
So I replied again, "Actually, I think you're remembering things wrong. I left the church in 1980, and never home-taught anybody before that. You weren't in MIA Maids until 1987. By then I was living in LA, where I'd gone to college the 6 years prior. I was nowhere near your ward, and I wasn't a mormon. But thanks for the thought!"
I guess that wasn't good enough -- her holy mormon memory trumps my facts:
"Oh, I'm sure I'm right. You were our home teacher when I was in MIA maids. I guess one of the signs of age (it is your birthday!) is you start to forget things! Have a great day!"
I was tempted to reply with something really snarky (but factual), but seeing as how her "faith" in her imagined past appeared absolutely unshakable, I decided to just let it go. Somehow this kid convinced herself that a completely fictional account of the past -- demonstrably false (I can show her my college transcripts!) -- was the only "truth."
Where have I heard that before? :)
Mormons. Sheesh.