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Posted by: Levi ( )
Date: January 05, 2018 11:31AM

They have to nominate 2.

The order in which they're nominated is the order in which they will ascend the presidency.

The guy in first place will be a very young (probably late 50's) utah white bread typical and the guy in second place will be a minority, but he will be hundreds of years old and will end up being the coffee boy. Postum boy.

Prophetize!!

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Posted by: Leaving ( )
Date: January 05, 2018 11:35AM

They know that people would see right through it, so I'm predicting 2 more white guys.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: January 05, 2018 11:41AM

My opinion is that ghawd will continue to put off naming a minority because they (minority members) still aren't 'ready'.

And once he appoints one, with the knowledge that there are as many or more minority members as Whites, the minorities might suppose that minorities need to be appointed until there's 50/50 on the quorum. And we know ghawd's a bigot, so it not likely to happen! So by putting off the first minority, he can just go with, "I'm not a bigot-got, you guys just need to up your game!"

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: January 05, 2018 11:48AM

They could kill two birds with one stone and just go with Gladys Knight. She wouldn't want to end up Prophet anyway so the risk of an "off-white" prophet wouldn't be an issue.

And the second one could be any one of the other bricks in the Mormon wall. Very interchangeable TBM Mormon men. Very.

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Posted by: merryprankster123 ( )
Date: January 05, 2018 02:58PM

Members of the tribal council will stick to the same old shit and name two homogenized white guys with business or legal backgrounds to replace Monson and Hales. As you say, they will call two "Very interchangeable TBM Mormon men."

As an aside, I followed these appointments closely until there were three vacancies a couple of years ago when Packer, Perry and Scott all died around the same time. I had never heard of any of the guys they appointed and I still don't know their names. I think it is a healthy sign that I no longer give a rat's ass.

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: January 05, 2018 11:53AM

So just to help out the spy lurking here for the Q15 . . .

The thing to do guys is go ahead and pick the two new old white men to be apostles and then get a token brown one to be a new Quorum of the Seventy. Make a big fuss about it to distract from the Apostle appointments. Go on and on about what a great spiritual warrior he is and that God has chosen him for a special purpose for a new dispensation. Really stress the "dispensation thing." The Mormons love that. Try to find one with a heart condition.

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: January 05, 2018 11:53AM

Appoint ... a woman!

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Posted by: sparty ( )
Date: January 05, 2018 11:56AM

If there is a minority on the 12, it will be because they picked an old white dude under 70. No way they go with a radical pick, especially since they probably won't want it to overshadow the coronation of the new Big Cheese.

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Posted by: MRM ( )
Date: January 05, 2018 11:58AM

My prophecy is:

Elderolddog

In the conservatory

With the candlestick

Wait...wrong game

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: January 05, 2018 12:18PM

Obviously, they need an inquiring mind, someone who'll Only be satisfied with the FACTS, like ...
a Private Eye!



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/05/2018 12:28PM by GNPE.

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Posted by: severedpuppetstrings ( )
Date: January 05, 2018 12:41PM

I'm sure they'll call an African to the Q15...

...an Anglo South African.

That's just how this corporation posing as a religion works...

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Posted by: Elder Fartinson ( )
Date: January 05, 2018 12:46PM

Too risky. Minorities are not always "church broke", and could bring the whole good ol' white Mormon boy institution crumbling down. The movie, "The Firm", with Tom Cruise, reminds me of the Mormon hierarchy.

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Posted by: Heartless ( )
Date: January 05, 2018 02:42PM

There were minorities before!

Romney was born in Mexico and he became the president of the church!

The there were other foriegners

Canadaians, Dutch, Swedes and even of all things Englishmen.

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Posted by: Visitors Welcome ( )
Date: January 05, 2018 03:29PM


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Posted by: Heartless ( )
Date: January 05, 2018 06:49PM

This list is not all inclusive but off the top of my head.

Church Presidents

John Taylor born in England
Marion G. Romney born in Mexico

Apostles

England

George Q Cannon
George Teasdale
James Talmage

Denmark

Anthon Lund

Germany

Dieter Uchtdorf

Norway

John Widstoe

Canada with US citizenship

Hugh B Brown
N Eldon Tanner

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Posted by: Anziano Young ( )
Date: January 05, 2018 10:17PM

Marion Romney was never President of the church, just President of the Q12. (He would have been next in line after ETB, but died six years before him).

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Posted by: Levi ( )
Date: January 06, 2018 12:30AM

Oh yeah, I'd forgotten about that weird three-way that Kimball had with Hinckley and Romney and Tanner. Or was that a four-way. Fourgie?

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Posted by: Heartless ( )
Date: January 06, 2018 11:03AM

My bad. I left so many many years ago I really don't remember who came after Kimball other than what I saw in the news. I also lived overseas for years with little mormon contact.

For some reason I thought Romney was president at one time. Maybe he was president of the 12?

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Posted by: Josephina ( )
Date: January 05, 2018 05:56PM

They need to pick a young one. James the Mormon or Kwaku.

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Posted by: unbelievable2 ( )
Date: January 05, 2018 09:42PM

Not unless that person is a direct descendant of JS.

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Posted by: baura ( )
Date: January 06, 2018 10:45PM

I'm predicting that Nelson will signal his bold, new approach by
appointing two black women.

[Edit] Seriously I would expect them to choose a "minority."
They have taken a lot of PR hits lately and need to look less
bigoted.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/06/2018 10:47PM by baura.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: January 06, 2018 10:50PM

You're thinking logically and properly.

But....

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