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Posted by: BeenThereDunnThatExMo ( )
Date: January 03, 2018 06:25PM

"Mitt Romney Leads Coup d'etat on COB In Efforts To Secure Prophet-Ship of LDS INC"

and/or...

"David Bednar Leads Coup d'etat on COB In Efforts To Secure Prophet-Ship of LDS INC"

and/or better yet...

"Sheri Dew Leads Coup d'etat on COB In Efforts To Secure Prophet-Ship of LDS INC"

You gotta headline you'd like to see???

Or so it seems to me...

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: January 03, 2018 08:31PM

Sure. Mine would be:

"Church President Monson dies, Church Leaders Call It Quits, Dissolve Church!"

I can dream, can't I?

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Posted by: [|] ( )
Date: January 03, 2018 08:37PM

I could go with that one!

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: January 03, 2018 09:04PM

"LDS Church to close chapels, sell property, turn to internet for all interactions. 'The Lord has provided the means to leverage our cash stash,' announced LDS Doctor President Russell Nelson. 'The Lord's inspired app will guide you through your day and make automatic tithing transfers. We will get our membership to heaven or get rich trying!'"

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