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Posted by: anybody ( )
Date: January 03, 2018 09:46AM

"Habemus Prophetam!"

:)



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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: January 03, 2018 09:52AM

Wrong cult :)

Right now, the Q11 are furiously rubbing the seer stone, and putting it in a hat over and over again, so that it will reveal to them what they already know: the oldest guy will be the next profit.

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Posted by: waunderdog ( )
Date: January 03, 2018 11:29AM

Actually, the apostle who has been an apostle the longest, a.k.a seniority.

They'll announce Nelson is the next guy to fawn over at general conference in April.

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: January 03, 2018 12:14PM

Yeah, it's Q12 "seniority." Which in this case is also the oldest guy.

And from recent "tradition," they'll announce it this Sunday. He just won't be "voted on" (like a vote in a dictatorship that isn't really a vote) until April conference :)

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Posted by: cheezus ( )
Date: January 03, 2018 01:31PM

What do the 2 lowest on the totem pole do until then? Right now it is a Q14 as the first presidency allegedly dissolves and all apostles return to thei place of seniority. That leaves Ron and Dale at the bottom of a Q12. Do they go whistle for a few months? I would like to hope so. I know Nelson is going to get it, there is no actual vote. There is probably a sustaining thing to make it ceremonial, but this is all choreographed and a show ready to role. They will be doing it quite often for the next few years now. The lamest show on earth. I guess I like lame shows since I’m watching it.

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Posted by: Badassadam1 ( )
Date: January 04, 2018 11:58PM

They always make it seem like a really hard decision that jesus has to come down and make and choose the next guy but its always the next guy in line for the most part.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: January 03, 2018 12:15PM

Voted on, or "sustained as such and such."?

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Posted by: Jonny the Smoke ( )
Date: January 03, 2018 01:25PM

I'm right here, can you see me now? :)

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Posted by: Levi ( )
Date: January 03, 2018 01:29PM

when they legalize it in Utah

"Habemus Ganja"



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Posted by: anybody ( )
Date: January 04, 2018 08:39PM

I don't partake but others can if they want. It ruins brain cells in the long run but so does alcohol.

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/jeff-sessions-marijuana_us_5a4e38cee4b025f99e20582e

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: January 05, 2018 12:02AM

They are too busy blowing smoke up people's asses.

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