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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: December 05, 2017 11:05PM

..sitting at a bar, watching the Jazz just lose a game, and saying “ah fuuuuck” with your new beer-drinking buddy sitting next to you?

Think of all the poor TBMs denied one of life’s little pleasures. The Barman’s Boner.

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Posted by: Badassadam1 ( )
Date: December 06, 2017 03:48AM

That kind of happened to me watching some mma fights at a bar on saturday, the guys i was rooting for lost but it did not effect me like it used to, the guys next to me were funny as fuck as well. Haven't laughed that hard in a while.

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Posted by: kathleen ( )
Date: December 06, 2017 05:15AM

I've been cussing hellishly of late. I never used to. In fact, I was known for never cussing.

All of that changed. My husband says I've become quite profane.

Here's when it began:

When my granddaughter threw up nacho cheese and cantaloupe in front of the soft-serve dispenser at Sizzler.

When my mo-in-law shocked us with her gangrenous foot in front of seminary kids in our living room. (I caught heck for that one, believe you me!)

I just can't help it anymore. Sometimes, I don't know whether to defecate or permanently lose my eyesight. But a good curse word does gladden my heart. :-)



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/06/2017 06:17AM by kathleen.

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Posted by: cutekitty ( )
Date: December 06, 2017 09:34AM

Amen, sista!!!

I drive around thinking of ways to interject curse words into my vocab. People around me notice the cuss words and ask me "Why?" It really is somehow liberating-- from years of thinking cuss words to actually yelling out something like-"How 'bout a turn signal, dumfuck?" :):D



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/06/2017 10:06AM by cutekitty.

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Posted by: edzachery ( )
Date: December 06, 2017 01:13PM

kathleen Wrote:
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> Sometimes, I don't know whether to defecate or permanently lose my eyesight.


Isn't that something other than a falsehood? ;)

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Posted by: scmd ( )
Date: December 06, 2017 07:34AM

BYU Boner Wrote:
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> ..sitting at a bar, watching the Jazz just lose a
> game, and saying “ah fuuuuck” with your new
> beer-drinking buddy sitting next to you?
>
> Think of all the poor TBMs denied one of life’s
> little pleasures. The Barman’s Boner.

I live for such pleasures.

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Posted by: montanadude ( )
Date: December 06, 2017 09:50AM

Hey Boner, I've watched the Jazz a couple of times this year. Considering the talent, it looks like there will be plenty of "ah fuuucks" this year. A beer and hoops.....life's simple pleasures.

We just brought a new Labrador puppy into our lives. We're discovering new ways to combine curse words.

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Posted by: Jimbo ( )
Date: December 06, 2017 10:59AM

The Jazz are actually looking pretty good at the moment .before losing to OKC on the road last night they had won 6 in a row . Will they beat Golden State or Hoiston in the playoffs? I doubt it but they are playing very good ball right now .Unselfish, find the open man for hight percentage shot , good defense . not bad at all.

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Posted by: edzachery ( )
Date: December 06, 2017 01:15PM

montanadude Wrote:
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> We're discovering new ways to combine curse words.


...yet another of life's simple pleasures! -edz

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Posted by: gatorman ( )
Date: December 07, 2017 03:32PM

EdZ

Email me

Gatorman

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Posted by: cl2 ( )
Date: December 06, 2017 02:09PM

But just going to a movie on Sunday. Having a drink at dinner. I cuss a lot. So many little things that we didn't do for years and years that add up to LIVING.

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: December 06, 2017 02:17PM

Nuthin' better bro....

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Posted by: baura ( )
Date: December 07, 2017 02:19PM

"And I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, wholesome,
natural things that money can buy." -- Steve Martin

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Posted by: Bamboozled ( )
Date: December 07, 2017 03:07PM

Well Bonester, when I first started reading this I thought you were sitting at the bar watching the jizz....

The perils of following the boner on rfm!

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Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: December 07, 2017 10:50PM

Ya gots to pay attention when y'all are tryin' to follow da Boner.

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: December 07, 2017 10:56PM

well Bamboozled, I guess I’m part of the Utah Jizz team! Thanks for a good laugh!

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: December 07, 2017 11:11PM

Nice Recreation

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Posted by: baura ( )
Date: December 07, 2017 11:33PM

Where in the scriptures does it say "fuck" is a forbidden word?
Where does it say God cares one way or the other whether you say
"fuck?"

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Posted by: okie ( )
Date: December 10, 2017 09:15PM

Truth! He don't give a Fuck what we say. :)

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: December 10, 2017 09:24PM

I would think that staying home and fucking one's wife is natural and wholesome. That would be my preference, anyway.

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