Posted by:
elderolddog
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Date: December 05, 2017 09:21PM
Obviously I wrote this prior to the passing of Bro. Packer, but I think it still has merit, which is only natural, since I thought it up....
Boyd Packer will be wheeled up to the podium for each and every future conference, alive or stuffed, and a recording will be played wherein a heavenly voice will announce that masturbation is an ordinary, everyday event that the youth should indulge in, lest they end up like Boyd.