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Posted by: overit ( )
Date: December 01, 2017 12:06AM

Missionaries turn up uninvited to my house this week while I am at work. Try the conversion tactics on my 18year old who told them she is an athiest. They told her she is wrong because they "KNOW"heavenly father exists and invite her to relief society. Bwhahaha - they're gonna need to try far harder than that to soften her heart and make her cover up her porn shoulders. I mean, they haven't even brought us any cookies yet!

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: December 01, 2017 09:34AM

Your daughter should tell them she "KNOWS" that the FSM exists.
And that she has exactly as much evidence as they do.
Now what?

Hey, at least it might get them looking up what the FSM is...:)

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Posted by: Badassadam1 ( )
Date: December 01, 2017 12:01PM

Hahaha oh those cookies are coming just you wait.

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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: December 01, 2017 01:01PM

Are these elders or sisters that are trying to get your 18 year old to attend RS?

I can't think of anything positive about inviting anyone to a crazy group of repressed women.

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 12/01/2017 01:02PM by messygoop.

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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: December 01, 2017 11:48PM

I know I'm going to have a three-way with Sandra Bullock and Jessica Chastain because I dreamed about it.

I know. I KNOW!

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