Date: October 25, 2010 01:41PM
I basically made the mistake of going on a mission because I was desperate to see if the church was true. About half way through it, I didn't believe in the church, I didn't like what I saw going on in the church, and I couldn't stand my mission president.
So I basically came clean about my pre-mission sex so I would get sent home early. When I admitted I had been having sex before my mission and never confessed it the mission president turned into Howard Stern. He wanted all the details.
Did you do oral? Did you do anal? Exactly what positions did you do it in? How many times did you do it? The idiot wanted to know everything and I'm going holy heck, this dude is a horny pervert. Then he used the opportunity to make me phone my bishop and stake president to humiliate me. He refused to send me home and so I left on my own shortly after that.
Anyways, it probably was the most strangest experience I ever had in the church and that is saying something. The guy used to be a bishop at a student ward. I bet he just loved to get those poor girls teary eyed and probe for all the juicy details. Some of these leaders are really sick perverts.