Date: November 30, 2017 05:30PM
I am turning this question over to Elder Pickle Bednarie to answer because I couldn't wait to hear his reply. (he didn't disappoint me either)
"That is a Very good question," Elder Pickle Bedarie, so very unhumbly mumbled. "It is a question that Susannnah thinks is her turn to answer, but just cannot or will not get it into her thick head that she gets to answer ONLY the questions I SAY she will answer."
Then, after almost beaming his very kind and sweet wife, Susannah, a good one right in the face, the Crown Prince of Arrogantville, a titillating title he bestowed on himself, went on to surmonize....
"The LDS Church, as you can imagine, sends out missionaries for many reasons, but the one I, uh, I mean we, the Church leaders, must drill into their silly meandering heads, which only seem to zero in on the gorgeous young boys, oops, I meant girls, is that missionaries are needed to tell people in this poor, dilapidated excuse of a country, uh, which I don't know if it is even possible to reach them, about how splendid and marvelous I am...uh, oops, I mean we, the leaders are. In this way they will always know and have a testimony of the truthfulness of this amazing gospel! I ask, who is better than I, uh, I mean we, to pound it into their empty heads?"
Not long after, the long drawn-out-boring-meeting came to a close with Bedarie's final dismissive remarks:
"You are so very welcome for my keen and spot-on insight and I so love you almost as much as I love myself," tearful-eyed-Bednarie stated as he nearly managed to trip his Dearly Beloved Wife who was daring to rise up from her chair BEFORE he, the Crown Prince of Arrogantville, arose from his throne.
Edited 4 time(s). Last edit at 12/01/2017 12:55AM by presleynfactsrock.