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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: October 12, 2017 02:05PM

https://www.lds.org/topics/joseph-smith?lang=eng


Guy with black hat: "You did *what* to my daughter?"

Girl in orange dress: "He's cute, and I'm just a few months shy of 15th birthday!"

Her dad: "Here she is, Joseph--now tell me about my guaranteed salvation again...?"

Little brunette girl: "I can't wait to log on to RfM!"

Horse: "You humans are buying in to this shit!?"

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: October 12, 2017 02:09PM

I cannot get over how good looking he is!!! He's much better looking than Jesus!

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Posted by: Jaxson ( )
Date: October 12, 2017 02:40PM

Guy in the background: "Well, while he's plowin' my wife I might as well be plowin' my field."

Horse: "And you thought I was full of horseshit."

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Posted by: jdoubledub ( )
Date: October 12, 2017 03:11PM

Joseph: Dude, I can totally seeth thy junk!

Little boy: Hold me close as my 14 year old sister

Old man in background: Yup. Totally seeth his junk....not bad.

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Posted by: MeM ( )
Date: October 12, 2017 03:49PM

Young girl in purple: Show me the flaming sword first!

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: October 12, 2017 03:50PM

"Listen up everyone. I finally found out the answer to life's most important question. Blondes DO have more fun!"

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: October 12, 2017 03:56PM

Smith:
"Suffer the little children to come unto me. And, here, I stretch out my hands to show you the mark of the nails..."

Guy in black hat:

"Hmm, this guy seems to think he's Jesus Christ or something! And he doesn't have any nail marks! What an ass!"

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Posted by: Jonny the Smoke ( )
Date: October 12, 2017 04:28PM

Joseph: And you sir (pointing the man in the yellow vest), you were an admiral in the lord's Navy in the war in heaven.

Old guy in black hat with hand on chin: I bet the Jaredite barge design made his ships invincible!

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Posted by: YHWH ( )
Date: October 12, 2017 05:50PM

JS: "...and it grows to be THIIIIS big.."

Black Hat: "Yeah, and I'm buyin' that no time soon."

White Hair Grandad: "I think mine used to get that big, but I can't quite remember."

Little Boy: "Can I see?"

Little Girl: "My big brother used to say that too, until I saw him gettin' out of the washtub one day."

Horse: "heh heh...."

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Posted by: Ih8church ( )
Date: October 12, 2017 06:41PM

Take out your endowment joe

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: October 12, 2017 07:30PM

Porter Rockwell(with horse): "Joe, I'm fixin to shoot the genitals off some gentiles."

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Posted by: Al Shiffler ( )
Date: October 13, 2017 12:39AM

"Pull my finger"...

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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: October 13, 2017 04:53AM

"Brother Joseph, what do you mean 'the answer is 42' ?"

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