rest in pu$$ Father Hugh ~

in b 4 ~ hell is a little hotter now ~

many a good fap was had because of th man ~

Relax, he made:

lots of ppl happy, and

lots of $

May he spend a day in heaven before the devil finds out he's dead.

Started it all with 600 bucks and was repaid with a few thousand f*cks.

Miki Garcia, Miss January, 1973. She made me happy to be a lamanite!

Hef was always my idol.
Too bad his daughter ruined the company.

He's gone to a better world . . . oh wait!

Heaven would be his customary glut of nubile virgins but with no need for Viagra.

You may be confusing the man with Joseph Smith.

They were both porn handlers.

Turf wars in heaven?

Hugh has arrived.

Wonder what his New Name will be next year?

I'll bet "Joseph"

91? That's apostle age. Speaking of which, I wonder what the crypt keepers have to say about the Hef.

Hefner will be buried next to Marilyn Monroe. He bought the crypt 25 years ago for $75,000.

She was the cover girl to pose for his first Playboy magazine back in the day.

http://www.etonline.com/hugh-hefner-be-buried-next-marilyn-monroe-son-cooper-remembers-his-exceptional-and-impactful-life

Make sure to fly your flags at half mast-urbation.

I'm going back to church. I call doing his temple work in a year.

Thanks for all the excellent articles, Heff!

Human

>Thanks for the mammaries...

Breasts worldwide are breathing a sigh of relief.

Who?

I can imagine the pallbearers at the funeral.

Thanks Cabbie for remembering my heartfelt homily which is a particularly apropos salute to the man who revealed to my young eyes the joy of boobs and pubes.

I'll always cherish my first glimpse of Marilyn's charms afforded by the bishops' kid who kept the well worn first issue hidden under a pile of lumber in the good bishop's woodshop.

Good riddance.

+1

As a woman, I (and all other women) have had to suffer because of his efforts which reinforced the age old trope that women have no more value than their tits and wet hole.

And as for his drivel about sexually liberating our society, he was a hypocrite. It was perfectly acceptable for him to screw around with as many women as he wanted while his "girlfriends" were required to be faithful to him or would be cut off from his bounty (and by bounty, I mean $.)

Pig.

Don't sell yourself short - I'm sure you can also cook and clean.

But really, just because men are attracted to women sexually doesn't mean that is all that is valued.

Men could also whine and claim we're only valued for our wallet - but then we're told to "man up".

I can cook. Cleaning, not so much.

I just think his message has been terribly destructive to women and he was a terrible, hypocritical person.

Number one playboy - gone...

Monson must be the heir apparent and next to go, right?

Nice, good luck trying to figure out those secret handshakes hugh.

I feel indifferent about it. I don't consider him an evil man, but neither do I think that he did much good in the world. He enriched himself. I hope he enjoyed it. *shrug*

Hef tried to get the prude out of the bedroom and embrace one's sexual side as healthy. Women used to be looked down on for 'liking ' sex and enjoying it????

I wonder what happened to the glass bottom pool prospects would have to swim in first???

When I was 10, I wanted to be a playboy bunny when I grew up. When my mom and I would babysit for our neighbors, I would sneak peeks at the Playboy mags they had. The Martha was draped cleverly back then so as to leave something to the imagination....

I also wanted to marry Spock in 1966 as well.

RIP =:>)

He had 205 producing credits at IMDB; 21 acting; and 252 as himself--including one on "S*x and the City" where he throws Kim Cattrall out of the playboy mansion.
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0005005/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1
I was not exactly a big fan, but his influence on the American experience is undeniable.
And even though he repeatedly rejected the idea of pie in the sky, preferring to "take [his] pie here," I'll say it anyway:
RIP.

When his large, luxurious, and spacious home (party house) was put up for sale a few years ago, iirc, there was an option to have him (still) stay there. Talk about a cleaning (and feeding) bill... assuming you'd [the buyer] want some of the bunny rabbits to stay around too, to keep you/ them (Hugh) happy.

and it was reported that the carpets, the furnishings, and the building itself were not in very good shape.
Anybody care to go through the place with a black light?