If the technology had been around, what would Joe Smith have tweeted? (n/t)

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Posted by: Gheco ( )
Date: September 23, 2017 02:34AM

If the technology had been around, what would Joe Smith have tweeted? (n/t)

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: September 23, 2017 03:08AM

Re: If the technology had been around, what would Joe Smith have tweeted?

As the spirit moved him. And he would have used plural marriage emojis with his ladies!

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Posted by: Amyjo ( )
Date: September 23, 2017 03:27AM

Re: If the technology had been around, what would Joe Smith have tweeted?

He'd have become a televangelist.

Or a computer hacker geek.

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: September 23, 2017 03:44AM

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He would send dick pics like nobody's business. Selfies that would make Anthony Wiener cross his legs.

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Posted by: luckylucas ( )
Date: September 23, 2017 06:41AM

Re: If the technology had been around, what would Joe Smith have tweeted?

Henry Jacobs went to a mission today #Cuckold #PartyWithZina.

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Posted by: seekyr ( )
Date: September 23, 2017 11:34AM

Re: If the technology had been around, what would Joe Smith have tweeted?

Don't drink coffefe

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: September 23, 2017 11:38AM

Re: If the technology had been around, what would Joe Smith have tweeted?

"Don't pie the type!" #StayOutOfJail #ReloadFaster

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Posted by: StillAnon ( )
Date: September 23, 2017 12:19PM

Re: If the technology had been around, what would Joe Smith have tweeted?

Smith wouldn't be on Twitter. He'd be on Tinder.

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Posted by: Becca ( )
Date: September 23, 2017 02:22PM

Re: If the technology had been around, what would Joe Smith have tweeted?

this!

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Posted by: steve benson ( )
Date: September 23, 2017 04:08PM

"Hi, I'm Joseoh Smith and I'm 14 years old. You're not gonna believe…

what God the Father and his son Jesus Christ just tweeted me in a Palmyra Starbucks. (Don't worry, I can drink coffee because I haven't received the Word of Wisdom revelation yet)."

Edited 4 time(s). Last edit at 09/23/2017 04:22PM by steve benson.

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Posted by: Shummy ( )
Date: September 23, 2017 04:19PM

Re: If the technology had been around, what would Joe Smith have tweeted?

Nauvoo Expositor is fake news.....will be dealt fire and fury like the world has never seen.

#MMGA !

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Posted by: anybody ( )
Date: September 24, 2017 09:59AM

"Tell the little girl I'm coming..." (n/t)

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Posted by: cutekitty ( )
Date: September 24, 2017 10:26AM

Re: If the technology had been around, what would Joe Smith have tweeted?

Maybe something like this On twitter, tweet, or twerk:

"Baby, I'm hot blooded, check it and see,
wanna be wife number two or three?
Come on, Baby..wanna make it with me?
In the barn, or behind a tree?
We'll get married, just hurry and see,
I love making babies, check me out and see?
got a fever of 103', don't worry baby, just an STD...
If it feels alright, maybe you can stay all night,
Tell me, are you hot mama? You sure look that way to me...
I'm hot blooded, baby, Please do me!!!

The whole 'hot blooded' song by foreigner would be JS's theme song!
Maybe be his ringtone?

Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 09/24/2017 10:34AM by cutekitty.

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