"Christian numerologists claim that the world will end on Sept. 23, 2017 as they believe a planet will collide with Earth. According to Christian numerologist David Meade, verses in Luke 21: 25 to 26 is the sign that recent events, such as the recent solar eclipse and Hurricane Harvey, are signs of the apocalypse."

http://www.joemygod.com/2017/09/16/christian-numerologists-make-no-plans-past-sept-23rd/

Do we get to stone these christian numerologists when they are proven wrong. I recall something in the buy bull about false prophets getting stoned to death or something.

but I'm okay with a kick to the balls/a punch to the ovaries.

Here's where I agree with you, Dave. Yes, it does say you're to stone them.

Well this might actually work out perfectly for me, i am not in the worst shape but i am not in the greatest shape either so i am ready.

Setting dates has never, ever worked. Obviously. This day will come and go like all the rest of them. Remember Harold Camping? My son really bought into that one. Really thought he was going to be raptured! He was terribly let down when it didn't happen. He decided not to trust Religion anymore.

Sept, 23 is a week away. They are asking us to believe that there is a planet out there, big enough to cause major destruction to our planet, that we cannot detect even a week away. Pure and simple BS.

I am willing to make bets with anybody who sets a date. If the world does really end when you say, then I will give you a million dollars the day after. If it doesn't, you give me a million dollars. So far I have had no takers.

But what about Milktoberfest?

donbagley Wrote:
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> But what about Milktoberfest?


What's Miltoberfest????

So the election of Donald Trump isn't a sign of the apocalypse?

Yawn

Can I get their stuff on a Sunday???

You have to wonder why there are so many nutters who want the world to end.

Well cause they are in the mormon church. They love this end of the world stuff bring on the milleniem.

This is the actual message from this huckster:

"ALL OF THESE EVENTS WILL BEGIN IN OCTOBER 2017 – YOU NEED TO BUY MY BOOK “PLANET X-THE 2017 ARRIVAL” TO BE PREPARED NOW."

http://writers-web-services.com


[Yes, buy the book, because the planet is about to be destroyed. Nevermind that I'm SELLING this book, and planning on having somewhere to SPEND those profits.]


IMHO, this guy is not a nut, any more so than J Smith. He's a con man, and end-of-the-world crisis is predicted (by me) to be miraculously averted by:

A) All the good people who bought his book and followed the sacred instuctions

B) A super-secret DARPA-Russian-NWO-alien (as in ET) consortium of oligarchs, who used the recent eclipse to obscure the massive microwave beam fired to drag planet X from its trajectory (but be sure to buy the next book, which will explain how it was really prayer and prepping that changed god's mind)

C) Information he made available in his book(s) caused the prayer, which caused the oligarch beam, which caused god to change the course of planet X

Crisis averted. (and the name "Kolob" was already taken)

To avert future crisis, buy the next book.

Should it happen I have lived a full life 81.75 years so "Hasta la bye bye"

"Wow, I better get my home teaching done". What I would have said if I was still a TBM.

End of the world? Wow, those seem to keep happening.

Maybe they know there is a Death Star type weapon out there that will now be able to shoot across the universe and blow us up. I hope Star Wars 8 can shake that ultimate weapon plot line. It is getting a little worn out.


OR....


Maybe there is a hyper-space bypass being built and construction starts around that time.



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Yes no more death stars for the love of christ. I cant believe it was possible to destroy star wars but greed is a crazy thing.

That happens to be the same day that the "Temple Spycam guy", whom apparently Eric K. doesn't allow his name to be mentioned here, is planning to release a new YouTube expose video.

Any coincidence between the two?

Whoever does the temple spycam is a hero in my book.

A Christian numerologist is a person with at least two problems.

I could have used a 'Like' button for that one, donbagley :)

Ditto, all of the above posts, and has been so every since I can remember.
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In downtown L.A. (where I used to work), an adult corner-paper-seller would say (over and over, to sell his papers), "Won't be long now", never specific, just sold his papers with this line.

He became famous on this basis (and was even immortalized in a movie or two).
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Moreover, I think Los Angeles had/has more crazies, per capita, than any other big city. These person have free access to preach their religion (and so forth), on a green square in the middle of the business center, called 'Pershing Square'.

The good whether in L.A. makes it easy to accommodate such persons. This block was dedicated to be a 'piece of green' in the big city, and quickly became a magnet for those who wanted a free place to preach, on a box, whatever they had to say (including crazy religious teachings, and 'end-of-the-world predictions--a popular theme).

In addition, this square is much used by regular people who can diagonally cross it as a short cut to where they want to go. (And, it provides parking spaces below.)

A mighty enjoyed convenient block, even by average people like you and me.

There are going to be a lot of surprised people when someone finally gets one right!

Hahahaha badass and old dog in the afterlife "oh sh#t one was right well ill be d#mned"

I'd like a Krugerand for every predicted date the world was going to end and didn't, so that I could buy elderolddog a decent coffee maker.



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Mean, you're just mean...

elderolddog Wrote:
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> Mean, you're just mean...


No, I only want whats best for you mi amor.

I am very curious if you two know each other in the real world.

I remember the 2012 debacle like it was yesterday.

Thats awesome they know each other.

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> I am very curious if you two know each other in
> the real world.


You mean like "know each other" in the biblical sense of the word?

You always have to make it "dirty"!!








Wheeeeee!

Just six days left to get in all your pre-apocalypse shopping. I know you guys will wait until the last minute.

Hahaha this apocolypse might work out great after all for the badass.

Let's see, this would be, by my calculations, christian "end-of-the-world" prediction # 3,123,475 that will be wrong.

You'd think after being wrong every single time for nearly 2,000 years, they'd stop making these predictions, wouldn't you?

ificouldhietokolob Wrote:
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> You'd think after being wrong every single time
> for nearly 2,000 years, they'd stop making these
> predictions, wouldn't you?

I know a number of Christians who believe that the end, the Rapture, or the return of Christ, is definitely going to happen in our lifetimes. I have the impression that they are not aware that for generations past there have been Christians who have believed the same thing and have every time been wrong. I doubt that these people that I know have even heard of William Miller of the "Great Disappointment" in the nineteenth century in which his prediction of the return of Christ failed to happen. Interestingly, Ellen G. White, the prophetess of the Seventh Day Adventist Church, had been involved in the Millerite movement.

New carpeting being installed today. At least we can enjoy it for a couple of days.

We better hurry up and eat that year's supply of food!

There are probably a ton of weavles in it by now.

Thank God he is a 'Christian numerologist'. I never knew one existed as 'numerology' should clearly be of the Devil.

If he is that 'wrong' on God and 'God-type beliefs' ----- there is little chance he could be right about any predictions based on numerology!

Actually, I heard a 'numerologist' was making this type of prediction and have heard nothing from my 'spiritual' community. Just a 'great relief' to find out he is a 'Christian Numerologist'!

A "numerologist" by any other name would smell as bad...:)

I should consult my astrologist.

Solar or lunar calendar? Our scientist would see it coming years before it even comes near.

NASA tells the twoo story!!

My kiddos, told me about this mainly because we have a "Last Supper" dinner the night before on such events.We have had several of them in a 5 year span.

"Let's Go Shopping!!" :-D

Hahahaha now that was funny well done.

Wahoo...car payment due on the 24th

Can they move it up a few days so I don't have to deal with budget hell round two that opened today and ends on Friday?

"Never mind!" says David Meade. He now says the world will NOT end.

http://www.foxnews.com/science/2017/09/22/doomsday-is-not-on-saturday-after-all-writer-says-after-predicting-end-world.html

Usually they wait until after their prediction fails to come true this guy did it before the endtime. Meanwhile, "Global Warming" is still on hiatus, or something The AL-gorythms are TWOO!"



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I gotta hit the beer store!!

I am as prepped and ready as i will ever be.

Does this mean we'll go out with a bang?!

24 more hours to go.

Have fun. Make it count.

as different periodicals might write it. The NY Slymes one is funny, but I recall a different one from another list of gag headlines:

http://www.subgenius.com/bigfist/answers/articles2/X0011_The_End........-.html
NY Slymes: "World To End Tomorrow; Minorities and Women Expected to Suffer Worst."

Edit: Forgot the link



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Weekly World News, 28th December 1999

"Is Ths The End?"

https://books.google.com/books?id=FfEDAAAAMBAJ&lpg=PP1&pg=PP1#v=onepage&q&f=false