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Posted by: anybody ( )
Date: September 13, 2017 08:11AM

...and the Kolobians land and expect you to obey them.


After all, you ARE faithful true believing Mormons aren't you?

The Kolobians expected their first colony to be in Missouri and they'll be hopping mad when they find out the landing beacon wasn't turned on and you didn’t conquer it for them as promised. Trying to give them ranch land in Florida instead won't work.

They'll also wonder where are the women you promised and who turned off the secret transmiter in the upper room in the temple and why you didn't infiltrate all levels of society and government as planned.

So, instead of sharing in their glorious conquest of the Earth, the Kolobians will just decide to put you in labor camps with the FLDS as kapos before you are processed along will all the other remaining humans.

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: September 13, 2017 08:40AM

You certainly do have a fertile imagination.
Are you sure you aren't Joe Smith? ;-)

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Posted by: badassadam ( )
Date: September 13, 2017 12:09PM

Hahaha well it could be anybody.

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Posted by: Amyjo ( )
Date: September 13, 2017 08:47AM

Pay, lay, ale. Translated means:

Pale, infirm, and ailing.

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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: September 13, 2017 12:58PM

The Sealed Portion.


"It's...it's a cookbook!"

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Posted by: caffiend ( )
Date: September 13, 2017 01:04PM

Funeral Potatoes will simply not do. They'll want cheese & rice.

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Posted by: Google ( )
Date: September 13, 2017 05:52PM

I thought Elohim was Joseph Smith in drag.

Or was it Brigham Young.

I guess I will Google myself to find out.

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Posted by: Honest TBM ( )
Date: September 13, 2017 07:36PM


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