Posted by:
Jaxson
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Date: September 10, 2017 12:11PM
Sundays from the past -
Wake up dreading going to church for three hours.
(Ex)wife screaming and yelling at kids to get ready. Kids revolting, crying, screaming that they don't want to go to church.
Load everyone into the car. (Ex)wife pissed that we are late and have to sit in the back.
Boring, boring, boring. Search the hymn book for something interesting. Nothing.
Come home hating life.
Sundays today, as in RIGHT NOW -
Sitting here in my favorite chair in my underwear, getting over a cold, sucking down a big glass of O.J.
Killing time waiting for church to start in an hour...the CHURCH OF THE NFL!!!!!
Laptop at the ready to follow my fantasy football teams throughout the day.
Probably doze off a time or two.
Make this beautiful Mac & Cheese -
http://emerils.com/126572/macaroni-four-cheesesAt some point take a shower, lay around the rest of the day in fresh underwear.