Date: August 13, 2017 11:56AM
Or perhaps those outside the inner circle misheard it...
It was "Calling and erection made sure," honest...
A honk of my horn to "Seagull Choker" for his site...http://www.salamandersociety.com/toptens/
Top 10 Things For Ex-Mormons to do in Case The Church is True
10/06/2011 - by SL Cabbie
10. Collect as many secret temple names from hot ladies as possible.
9. After you croak, tell the guy at the gate you're a friend of J. Golden Kimball.
8. No Number Eight. Cyber-Danites hacked this site, and it wound up in the same place as the lost 116 pages.
7. Wake up and shake it off the way you would any other bad dream.
6. Come the Resurrection, glance down at where your genitals used to be, acknowledge the feeling, and remember all the trouble the damn things caused you in the first place.
5. Blame it all on Steve Benson.
4 Blame it all on Boyd Packer.
3. Bring up the subject of Hitler's temple work to the gatekeeper.
2. Spill the beans on all the family secrets and claim you didn't want to spend forever with most of those d-bags anyway.
1. Start a Multi Level Marketing coffee operation in Outer Darkness.