If it's good for the church: "There are several witnesses"

If it's bad for the church: "Just second hand accounts"


If it's good for the church: "Tight translation"

If it's bad for the church: "Loose translation"


If it's good for the church "Translated from the papyrus"

If it's bad for the church: "A catalyst"


If it's good for the church: "She was so strong in her faith that the Lord needed her"

If it's bad for the church: "She didn't have strong enough faith"


If it's good for the church: "Personal secretary"

If it's bad for the church: "Careless scribe"


If it's good for the church: "The words of a Prophet"

If it's bad for the church: "He was only speaking as a man"


If it's good for the church: "Eternal Truth"

If it's bad for the church: "Only for a time"


If it's good for the church "Commanded of God"

If it's bad for the church: "The Lord did not provide specific instructions"


If it's good for the church: "Commanded of God"

If it's bad for the church: "We don't know exactly why"



If it's good for the church: "A plain and simple truth"

If it's bad for the church: "We don't know exactly why."


If it's good for the church: "For the raising up of righteous seed"

If it's bad for the church: "We don't know exactly why"


Just a few. What are your favorites?

Good Job!

If it's good for the church "The principal ancestors of the American Indians."

If it's bad for the church "Among the ancestors of the American Indians."

What an excellent way to put it! Who says the Mormons aren't flexible?! Haha. At least their truth is anyway.

If it's good for the church: "Church growth is phenomenal"

If it's bad for the church: "Baptisms aren't that important, we're simply trying to spread the Gospel"


If it's good for the church: "Obedience"

If it's bad for the church: "Our members have always had Free Agency"


If it's good for the church: "A peculiar people"

If it's bad for the church: "We're Christians, too"

If it's good for the church: "The prophet will never lead you astray"

If it's bad for the church: "The words of a living Prophet supersede previous prophetic statements"

The biggest threat to LDS families is divorce, NOT gay marriage, NOT couples co-navigating, NOT homosexuals or SSA; IT'S Hetero divorces, many initiated by a (otherwise) TBM spouse who will tear the guts out of a doubting partner, just to be More Mormon...

They make fanciful claims against divorce, but Don't back them up in later actions.It appears there are No Sanctions, even for a blatantly dishonest divorce.

Shame; but Of Course they don't "Can't" admit it.



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Special witness of Jesus Christ

Special witness of the NAME of Jesus Christ

When was the last time anyone saw him, the jc?

It's been at LEAST 20. :)

If it's good for the church: "looking back I just know that God answered my prayer"

If it's bad for the church: "I must have misinterpreted what the spirit was trying to tell me"

If it's good for the church: "The Lord healed him because of his faith"

If it's bad for the church: "it must be time for him to serve a mission in the spirit world instead"

If it's good for the church: "Follow the prophet"

If it's bad for the church: "We never taught that"

Good for the church: "Unfortunately, black men could not be ordained as priests before the 1978 revelation. We don't know why the ban took place...only God knows."

If it's bad for the church: "Look it's in the past! It's behind us! Don't worry about those flecks of history!" or "It's here now! We're doing a substantial work in Africa. We're doing work in Brazil. We're working among these people. We love these people. We're DEVELOPING them. We're trying to help them."
-Brought to you by Gordon B. Hinkley.
Give his last line some serious thought, and you'll see how condescending and wrong it sounds.

Excellent points Chicken N. Backpacks. *bump*

If it’s good for the church: “Multiple and replenish the Earth.”
If it’s bad for the church: “Holy shit! There’s a Boner in our midst!”

Fun to read! Thanks, CnB :)

Egreat read and again the Double Blind! I ought b e keeping a list.
Short version:
If it is good for you/family-> good for you.
If it is bad for the you/family -> end, what! Why should we care?

I don't know, I know that this church is true and that Joseph Smith is a prophet and the book of Mormon is true, we aren't lying to you, I know the church is true while other churches are false. Yep I heard the last phrase during the testimony Sunday