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Posted by: nomonomo ( )
Date: July 19, 2017 01:30PM

How well-known is this? If I say something about "reorganizing matter" to my TBM brother, can he plausibly deny knowledge of it, or that it's a thing in Mormonism?

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Posted by: Anon!! ( )
Date: July 19, 2017 01:40PM

What exactly are you referring to? Jesus creating the earth from unorganized matter? That's part of the endowment and can't be denied. The earth being made from remnants of other planets? That's just an apologetic argument to say the earth both is and isn't 6,000 years old.

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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: July 19, 2017 01:54PM

I'm doing that all the time in my garage, but the pile never seems to get gets smaller.

And I still can't find my 17mm open end wrench.

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Posted by: sd ( )
Date: July 19, 2017 02:56PM

and I must have the same garage

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: July 19, 2017 03:10PM

Chicken N. Backpacks Wrote:
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> And I still can't find my 17mm open end wrench.

I used it (reorganized, of course) to make a new asteroid.
Sorry, CNB.
Guess I should have asked first...:)

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: July 19, 2017 09:00PM

Open-end wrenches Suk, I always use a box-end wrench...

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Posted by: dp ( )
Date: July 20, 2017 02:24AM

I thought it was the 10's that always disappeared...

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: July 20, 2017 10:29AM

WTF is it with 17mm wrenches. I always seem to need two of them for working on my japanese car front end.
And I can never find one of them.
Maybe I should pray about it.

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Posted by: Heartless ( )
Date: July 19, 2017 03:06PM

Jehovah, Michael see. Yonder is matter unorganized. Go ye therefore down and organize it into a world as we have here to for done. Call your labors the first day. Then return and bring me word.

Cut me slack it's been almost 40 years.

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Posted by: Jonny the Smoke ( )
Date: July 20, 2017 09:00AM

Yonder? God says....Yonder? So do Billy Bob, JT, and Cletus.

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Posted by: nyetmo ( )
Date: July 19, 2017 03:10PM

Does reorganizing matter when reorganizing matter?

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Posted by: Done & Done ( )
Date: July 19, 2017 05:03PM

So funny to think the reorganizing matter was so wonderful the first time I heard it in the temple. But really, reorganizing matter is like baking a cake whether you use eggs and flour, or . . .

50 billion tons of dirt, 100 trillion gallons of water, 5 billion sacks of salt and rocks according to your own taste. Mix well and roll into a ball. Ball is done when water separates from dirt. Sprinkle with plant spores and dinosaur bones and let harden. Decorate with animals and people. If the people don't do well, immerse the ball in water and re-sprinkle with fresh people.

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: July 19, 2017 05:22PM

Reorganizing Matters

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: July 19, 2017 07:01PM

The church has been reorganizing fecal matter for 180 years.

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Posted by: GNPE ( )
Date: July 19, 2017 09:02PM

actually, they recycle B.S.

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Posted by: desertman ( )
Date: July 19, 2017 09:14PM

I continually reorganize matter!
For example I reorganize flour, yeast, salt, water,sugar and egg into beautiful loaves of bread!

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Posted by: cludgie ( )
Date: July 20, 2017 07:24AM

See! Yonder is matter unorganized! Go ye down, blah-blah, blah-blah, blah-blah. "Reorganizing matter" sounds too templish. Reorganizing matter always eventually led me to agree to have my throat slit and my heart cut from my chest, things like that.

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Posted by: Heartless ( )
Date: July 20, 2017 09:27AM

Found it!

Abraham 3:24 we will go down, for there is space there, and we will take of these materials,and we will make an earth.

D&C 93:33 For the elements are eternal.

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Posted by: cludgie ( )
Date: July 20, 2017 09:45AM

Actually, he kinda got that one right. It just doesn't take a god to do it, only a long, long, long time, some extinctions, and a lot of dumb luck.

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Posted by: lindy ( )
Date: July 20, 2017 10:55AM

C'mon we all know the mice ordered Earth from Magrathea. It's really a giant super computer. If you remember Slartibartfast won an award for Norway and the fjords.


Well it's as good an explanation as making up a planet from bits of other planets.

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