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Posted by: JBF ( )
Date: July 15, 2017 11:48PM
LDS CHURCH Slogan Time!

Put down here what you think the TSCC's slogan should be.

I vote for this one:

Much Ado About Nothing.

What would be your slogan for TSCC?

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: July 15, 2017 11:57PM
Re: LDS CHURCH Slogan Time!

Some ideas:


The Family Held Hostage Church


The Glory of God is Credulity


Mormons, Isn't It About Fraud


Believe like it's 1950!

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: July 15, 2017 11:58PM
Re: LDS CHURCH Slogan Time!

As true as you can imagine.

We nail Jello to a wall quicker than Joseph could nail a 14 year old.

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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: July 17, 2017 03:06AM
Re: LDS CHURCH Slogan Time!

Mormonism - God's face palm.

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Posted by: MeM ( )
Date: July 16, 2017 12:03AM
Re: LDS CHURCH Slogan Time!

The Thinking Has Been Done!

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: July 16, 2017 12:04AM
Re: LDS CHURCH Slogan Time!

WIN !!

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Posted by: cricket ( )
Date: July 16, 2017 12:14AM
Mormonism: Playing make believe since 1830. (n/t)


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Posted by: bradley ( )
Date: July 16, 2017 02:37AM
Re: LDS CHURCH Slogan Time!

The skid mark of the Rocky Mountains.

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Posted by: readwrite ( )
Date: July 16, 2017 03:38AM
Re: LDS CHURCH Slogan Time!

"We Do It" (d[f]uck ourselves) [we funk you too] - "So You Won't Have To"...

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Posted by: janis ( )
Date: July 16, 2017 02:02PM
Re: LDS CHURCH Slogan Time!

The local mormon church has a banner out front that says:

"Find your Ancestors"

Underneath it some one spray painted "Bring your own shovel"

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: July 16, 2017 02:15PM
Re: LDS CHURCH Slogan Time!

Now THAT'S funny!





edited to fix typo. Whoops



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 07/16/2017 09:40PM by dagny.

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Posted by: JBF ( )
Date: July 16, 2017 09:38PM
Re: LDS CHURCH Slogan Time!

Now THAT's funny!

What a great slogan for TSCC!!!!!!!

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Posted by: Intelligent Donkey ( )
Date: July 16, 2017 10:07PM
Re: LDS CHURCH Slogan Time!

Claiming our prejudices come from god since 1830.

Racism, sexism, and homophobia. We scored the hat trick!

We've got Kolob! And funny underwear!

We don't need no stinking science.

Our made up crap is newer than other church's made up crap.

Our churches smell funny.

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Posted by: elderpopejoy ( )
Date: July 16, 2017 11:43PM
Re: LDS CHURCH Slogan Time!

"What is wanted?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=leKK2YAzLWE

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Posted by: JBF ( )
Date: July 17, 2017 12:43AM
Re: LDS CHURCH Slogan Time!

What is wanted

This would be a great way to welcome LDS missionaries at your door.

If it's good enough in the temple, then it's good enough at home!

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Posted by: steve benson ( )
Date: July 17, 2017 04:23AM
Making Utah Great and Abominable Again (n/t)


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Posted by: abby ( )
Date: July 17, 2017 05:10AM
Re: LDS CHURCH Slogan Time!

The LDS church, home of God's one true mall.

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Posted by: Kathleen ( )
Date: July 17, 2017 07:50AM
Re: LDS CHURCH Slogan Time!

To paraphrase author Edward Abbey:
(Posted a long time ago by SLCabbie)


"--Mormonism: nothing that rediculous can be all bad!"

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Posted by: janis ( )
Date: July 17, 2017 10:33PM
Re: LDS CHURCH Slogan Time!

Rock On

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Posted by: snowball ( )
Date: July 18, 2017 12:33PM
Re: LDS CHURCH Slogan Time!

Find Freedom (to follow the prophet)

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Posted by: severedpuppetstrings ( )
Date: July 18, 2017 12:46PM
Re: LDS CHURCH Slogan Time!

Pray, Obey and PAY!
...and don't ever question what the Q15 has to say.

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Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: July 18, 2017 03:34PM
Re: LDS CHURCH Slogan Time!

Want a WEIRD CHURCH?

LDS is for you!

Don't we look so pretty?

What's your name?
We do genital-genealogy.

Where are you going?

Welcome to heaven!
We try to go there.

LDS = Lifeless Dumbell Shakers

Meet with us!
Call for times.

Want to be judged?
Call our missionaries.
Meat-after milk-with us.
Join our friggin' church.
Do what you are told.
Don't ask questions!
Even if it's crazy weird.
And terribly dull & drab.
Pay before you play.
Play all day if you want.
Serve the church, not one another.
Stay Mormon all your life or you'll
Live to regret, or forget, it.

We make it up as we go along.

"Don't follow us - we don't know where we are going"

M@t

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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: July 18, 2017 03:39PM
Re: LDS CHURCH Slogan Time!

MILK BEFORE MEAT THE MORMONS!

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Posted by: MeM ( )
Date: July 18, 2017 03:41PM
Re: LDS CHURCH Slogan Time!

"Visitors Welcome, Tithe Payers Adored"

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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: July 18, 2017 06:01PM
Re: LDS CHURCH Slogan Time!

Meet the Bankers!

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Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: July 19, 2017 12:00AM
Re: LDS CHURCH Slogan Time!

Mormonism is a maze ING.

Join now! Spend the rest of your eternal life trying to find your own way out.

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Posted by: paul H Dumb ( )
Date: July 19, 2017 12:36AM
Re: LDS CHURCH Slogan Time!

LDS Church - Visitors Welcome

Worship services sunday 9-12

Clean The Restroom's Saturday 5-9

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