Ok, everyone, this is your chance to share with everyone your favorite jokes about MORmONS!

The first time Dorothy attended a LDS meeting, she told her dog: I don't think we're in Kansas any more, Toto!

Why so volcanoes erupt?

Because they get so made at Salt Lake GAs for lying, they just have to blow their tops.

An oldie but a goodie:
Question - Why do you always take at least two Mormons deer hunting with you?
Answer - Because if you only take one he will drink all your beer.

I told that once in Elders Quorum and nobody laughed.

How many Mormons does it take to change a light bulb? It doesn't matter because they have been unable to see the light for nearly two centuries!

So, a Mormon Bishop and a Catholic Priest are walking along one day and they spot a particularly nice looking woman. The conversation goes like this:

Catholic Priest: Hey, check out that chic. Wouldn't you just
Love to screw her?

Mormon Bishop: Out of what?

A catholic, a protestant, and a mormon couple show up at the pearly gates to get into heaven.

Peter looks at the catholic couple and say's, "all your life you chased after money, money was your god, you even married a woman named Penney. You shall not be admitted into heaven", and they were cast out.

The protestant couple steps up and Peter say's, "all your life you chased after alcohol, booze was your god, you even married a woman named Sherry, you shall not be admitted into heaven" and they were cast out.

The mormon couple starts walking up and the man leans over to his wife and whispers in her ear "I don't think we're going to make it in Fanny."

I see where nativity scenes are highly discouraged at BYU. It seems they have too much difficulty finding two wise men and a virgin.

My friend Norm recently started a new choir. They don't sing much - in fact, they mostly just sit around drinking diet pop and eating fruit. It's called the Norman Tab and Apple Choir.

ziller @ EL ~ OH ~ EL'd

I have told this to many people and all laughed...except one. He must of been mormon.

How do you tell the difference between a good mormon and a bad mormon?

By the temperature of their caffeine.