Speakers, including those at the Fast And Testimony meetings, at the mormon church, will be subject to the installation of a new device- a small trap door, upon which they must (probably unwittingly) stand when speaking to the congregation! Apparently, what this means is that if they say, or begin to say something which the bishop or stake president deems inappropriate- or does not want to hear- then the leader will simply press a button on a small hand-held device- which will cause the trap door to release, sending the bold or deviant speaker down a chute, or slide... Such a free-speech purveyor will then find himself in a little basement cell, where there is a representation of a large hand, with index finger pointing to a door, which leads out of the church onto the street!

It will probably work about as well as this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLaCqrisEac

This is killing me--

Good one, cricket

Better install a Wilson

https://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/trap-door/n9681?snl=1

cricket: new name for F&T Meeting - The Gong Show (n/t)

P: LOL

I thought this was going to be about Stepford wives.