If a guy shows up in my bedroom and says he has something for me, I can apply the handshake test. But if I shake his hand, and it's a real hand, how do I know he's an angel and not some perv?

You got me on that one I have no clue, maybe if he talks like a perv.

Angels will always show you their bosoms.

Right. And pervs will try to show you their flaming sword.

How do you know he's not an angel AND some perv? Maybe he's there because he thinks you're a perv. Maybe he's right. Or maybe he's a she. Does the handshake thing work with female angels? Can angels be boinked? JS is strangely silent on that.

This can all get so complicated.

If some stranger were to appear in our bedroom one night, I would be sorely tempted to shoot first and ask handshake questions later.

Brother Of Jerry Wrote:
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> How do you know he's not an angel AND some perv?
> Maybe he's there because he thinks you're a perv.
> Maybe he's right. Or maybe he's a she. Does the
> handshake thing work with female angels? Can
> angels be boinked? JS is strangely silent on
> that.
>
> This can all get so complicated.

Its complicating me, you just blew my mind with can angels be boinked?

ziller can show you how tonight OPie ~

It's the hair color. An angel has white, glowing hair. A perv has brown, black, blond, etc. And I'm talking about the drapes, not the carpet ;)

I'm no angel, and you're invited to shake...The Boner.

The perv will use the middle finger to tickle the inside of your palm.

What, that hasn't happened to anyone else before?

I don't recall JS mentioning shaking Moroni's or Jesus & Elohim's
hands. The founding visions of Mormonism could have been demons.