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Posted by: Babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: April 21, 2017 11:40AM

Okay, not really. But just because I made it up doesn't mean it's not true. And the fact that it never happened doesn't mean it's not true either. At least according to LDS logic.

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Posted by: Devoted Exmo ( )
Date: April 21, 2017 11:48AM

Well, since I can't prove that urine therapy didn't help you recover from Mormonism, it must be true.

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Posted by: cludgie ( )
Date: April 21, 2017 01:28PM

That's the spirit.

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Posted by: severedpuppetstrings ( )
Date: April 21, 2017 02:42PM

Well...it IS warm...

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: April 21, 2017 11:58AM

Oh, but I can give you dozens of anecdotes (none of which I can verify, of course), saying how urine therapy helped people recover from not just mormonism, but cancer, bowel obstruction, piles, measles, and dandruff!

It must be true!!

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Posted by: scaredhusband ( )
Date: April 21, 2017 01:31PM

It saved me from the worst bout of jaundice I have ever had.

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Posted by: lillium ( )
Date: April 21, 2017 11:59AM

When you read that with your spiritual eyes, it's definitely proven to be true!

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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: April 21, 2017 12:10PM

There is solid evidence for urine therapy; just this morning that big Tomcat that's been wandering the neighborhood left evidence on my truck tire, and by the back porch, and the front door....

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Posted by: nonsequiter ( )
Date: April 21, 2017 01:58PM

Urine therapy? Is that when you wake up early in the morning and have to pee? and you make yourself get out of bed to pee so that you can go back to bed relaxed?

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Posted by: Human ( )
Date: April 21, 2017 02:01PM

Gotta say, Babyloncansuckit, you've been writing a lot of interesting posts, along with a few other what to me are newbies.

Cheers.

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: April 21, 2017 02:04PM

Urine trouble got me out. Always being told you're in trouble was intolerable.

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Posted by: badassadam ( )
Date: April 21, 2017 02:27PM

Its working for me too instead of church I take a piss, instead of tithing I piss.

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Posted by: deja vue ( )
Date: April 21, 2017 03:25PM

Urine Therapy seemed to help #45 and he wasn't even baptized.

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Posted by: ziller ( )
Date: April 21, 2017 03:29PM

urine sane OPie ~

















JK ~














urine a good place ~

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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: April 22, 2017 07:23AM

Yep. Urine Utah.

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Posted by: edzachery ( )
Date: April 22, 2017 08:27AM

Urine Therapy has been very efficacious for me, Babyloncansuckit, when I adopted the attitude of:
"Piss on it."

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: April 22, 2017 10:12PM

Perfect! Here's to EDZ!!

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Posted by: Itzpapalotl ( )
Date: April 22, 2017 09:33AM

That claim urine therapy is the way to go. I remember from Nat Geo's Taboo an Australian man touted drinking his own urine as healthy.

http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/taboo/episodes/body-extremes/

Then there's the lady featured on My Strange Addiction that drinks her own urine every morning and I nearly vomited when she described the taste and sensation, but you gotta learn about this stuff if you're going to work with a variety of people.

Supposedly Elvis washed his face every morning in his urine to keep his face clear. I have to admit, if there was empirical evidence that proved it worked, I would probably do it too.

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Posted by: incognitotoday ( )
Date: April 22, 2017 10:20AM

It's a warm and tickling feeling when my zipper gets stuck. I feel the spirit in my left foot. Then, like Moism it cools down and has a notieable odor.

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Posted by: quatermass2 ( )
Date: April 22, 2017 10:24AM

Apparently, there are quite a number of folks who insist that drinking urine is beneficial to health. Apparently, British actress Sarah Miles (Ryan's Daughter) drinks a glass of her own urine every morning.

As far as I'm aware, the health benefits (or otherwise) of urine drinking have not been verified.

And apparently, if stung by a jellyfish, the immediate first aid treatment is to have someone urinate on it isn't it? Well, apparently not:

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-23502032

Which is a shame really, because if I happened to be strollingon a beach with Sigourney Weaver or Sandra bullock and I got stung by a jellyfish... :-) (sorry - just couldn't resist it)

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Posted by: cricket ( )
Date: April 22, 2017 10:40AM


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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: April 22, 2017 12:30PM

Urea-lize that faith can make it true!

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Posted by: Hervey Willets ( )
Date: April 22, 2017 09:43PM

What,Pissing on your old temple garments? That could be therapeutic.

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: April 22, 2017 10:14PM

Well, I've pooped through flaps when I used to wear the one-piecers.

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Posted by: incognitotoday ( )
Date: April 23, 2017 11:18AM

Boner, way too much info!!! Gawd, I hated the flappers...

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