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Posted by: Dave the Atheist ( )
Date: April 17, 2017 01:22AM
What is jesus favorite gun ?

A nail gun.

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Posted by: themaster ( )
Date: April 17, 2017 04:03AM
Re: What is jesus favorite gun ?

I get the nail part but it might be a rail gun.

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: April 17, 2017 04:23AM
Re: What is jesus favorite gun ?

Could be a cross bow.

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Posted by: EssexExMo ( )
Date: April 17, 2017 05:05AM
Re: What is jesus favorite gun ?

[thought this topic was going to be about trump/republicans]

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Posted by: Jesus ( )
Date: April 17, 2017 10:02AM
For dove hunting

there's nothing like the Gatling.

https://rlv.zcache.com/jesus_with_a_gun_postcard-rc47e884163364afea8f731392334468c_vgbaq_8byvr_324.jpg

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Posted by: Jonny the Smoke ( )
Date: April 17, 2017 01:10PM
Re: What is jesus favorite gun ?

A super soaker filled with water that turns into really good wine when he shoots it. I heard it was a hit at weddings.

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Posted by: Exmoron ( )
Date: April 17, 2017 01:54PM
Re: What is jesus favorite gun ?

oozie...

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Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: April 18, 2017 03:27PM
Re: What is jesus favorite gun ?

A shot gun

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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: April 18, 2017 03:59PM
Re: What is jesus favorite gun ?

If he had a gun the damn Romans wouldn't have got him.

On second thought, it didn't help Joseph Smith much.........

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Posted by: Hockey Rat ( )
Date: April 18, 2017 05:10PM
Re: What is jesus favorite gun ?

A Glock 21 or 20. Something that will do the job fast, hopefully painlessly and fast , in one second.of course, the person behind the gun has to be trained in knowing what they're doing.
We are talking about a bad guy here, one who broke in our house and is attacking or ready to attack us , or won't leave when we tell them too.

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Posted by: Jimbo ( )
Date: April 18, 2017 06:39PM
Re: What is jesus favorite gun ?

The Browning M1911 Pistol .Coincidentaly the Official Firearm of The State of Utah.

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Posted by: anybody ( )
Date: April 18, 2017 07:34PM
Ask John Brown. He said he was doing the Lord's work.

http://charlesmcquillen.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/John-Steuart-Curry-Tragic-Prelude.jpg

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Posted by: badassadam ( )
Date: April 21, 2017 11:08PM
Re: What is jesus favorite gun ?

No gun he doesn't exist so leave him alone he's all about the water gun

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Posted by: midwestanon ( )
Date: April 21, 2017 11:54PM
Re: What is jesus favorite gun ?

I have a verified historical clip indicating that his favorite gun was indeed a Kalashnikov automatic rifle:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=PBtidNAWoqc

The moral of the story is, Family Guy and Simpsons Clips can be used to verify anything in history.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 04/21/2017 11:56PM by midwestanon.

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