If Jesus Christ had a Facebook page, what would He post?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4Az0TumyUQ

According to scriptures,

a) wandering nomads with hopeful followers

b) lecturers on mountainsides

c) little children with middle-aged nurturing men

d) angry merchants-with-furniture haters

e) sacred prayers unheard by friends

f) abuse, derision and hateful treatment by the educated

g) hanging around with the wretched of society

h) ascension, causing reconsideration of peers

i) returning to old haunts to freak out best friends

j) staying away, making everyone wonder

k) silence, mystifying the whole world

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4Az0TumyUQ

And kitten videos. Everybody likes kitten videos. Jesus would use kitten videos to suck people in then pivot to the hardcore dogma.

Don't tell me the King of Kings wouldn't sink to a little subterfuge. That whole loaves and fishes thingee was just a ruse to give people a free lunch so they'd feel guilty and stay for the sales pitch. It's like those "free weekends" in a condo in a resort that you "win" but you have to sit through a four-hour shakedown before they'll let go of the keys.

Frankly it wouldn't surprise me if we started seeing kitten videos popping up on the LDS sites.

You all know he would be playing Farmville like most of the people on facebook!! Gifting lambs, lots of lambs

Yes! +1 Wish they had a like button

He would likely Facebook this;

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ChWiZ3iXWwM

jesus would have a video of himself praying to himself.

A video of his crucification. After all most Christian (except the Mormons) believe this was the time of atonement. Seems like the most apropos thing for him to facebook.

I think Jesus would Facebook "Get off your bum, go outside, and look at nature."

I don't think Jesus followers ever got around to making him into a nature lover.