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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: March 16, 2017 09:05PM

20 bucks says if you hold up a mirror there ain't going to be any reflection!

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: March 17, 2017 07:27AM

Maybe that is why Michael Jackson's Man in the Mirror is lost on them.

The only mirrors they want are opposing ones.

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Posted by: SonOfLaban ( )
Date: March 16, 2017 09:10PM

I would still be a member if there was a man as honest as Brother Truant.

http://www.goodreads.com/author/show/5408549.Johnny_B_Truant

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Posted by: William Law ( )
Date: March 16, 2017 09:16PM

"Welcome, young lad, to my second circle of hell."

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: March 16, 2017 09:30PM

"Is that a pickle in your pants, or are you just happy to see me, Elder?"

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Posted by: Aquarius123 ( )
Date: March 17, 2017 01:34AM

EB, that sure enough a creepy picture. He looks like the devil. (Not that I hang out with devils or even believe in devils, but if Stan was real, I'm sure he would resemble this guy.

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: March 17, 2017 07:31AM

Those vacuous eyes. That sandy haired blank stare. The look of a teenage bully who is leaving middle age but still wouldn't think twice about making your life a living Hell.

The waxy artificiality of the man and the scene. You just know this man would sooner handle snakes and preach hellfire and damnation than heal anything.

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Posted by: Historischer ( )
Date: March 17, 2017 10:45AM

Elder Berry Wrote:
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> Those vacuous eyes. That sandy haired blank stare.
> The look of a teenage bully who is leaving middle
> age but still wouldn't think twice about making
> your life a living Hell.

A brilliant summary of the man, really.

But the blank stare tells me something more. He really doesn't like being a bully. He's doing it because the archaic imperatives of a destructive-redemptive prophetic religion make it seem necessary. He thinks he'll be punished himself if he doesn't accuse others. And they all need to be punished "so they can repent," the universal excuse for sadism in the church.

Underneath it all, he finds it to be unbearable drudgery. That dead tone he uses in his speeches is not a strategy to dominate others. It's the last repressed scream of a man about to die from boredom.

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Posted by: badassadam ( )
Date: March 17, 2017 04:29AM

He's up there with the creepiest man on the planet.

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Posted by: SonOfLaban ( )
Date: March 17, 2017 05:25AM

I was stunned and saddened at this old church hag bringing my father into the fray. He was cheated out of life and robbed and maligned by a prophet, and now this nonsense?

http://www.ldsdaily.com/personal-lds-blog/what-would-you-say-to-the-son-of-laban/

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Posted by: ookami ( )
Date: March 17, 2017 09:27AM

Caption for that should read "Darth Sidious, the early years."

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Posted by: valkyriequeen ( )
Date: March 17, 2017 10:18AM

Recalling his earlier remarks, and spotting his elderly, and not-so-attractive-anymore wife, Bednar receives an epiphany: "Yea,verily,yea: tis time for polygamy's restoration!"

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Posted by: getbusylivin ( )
Date: March 17, 2017 10:26AM

"Sometimes that shark, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. Y'know the thing about a shark, he's got... lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be livin'... until he bites ya. And those black eyes roll over white, and then..."

--Quint's "Indianapolis" speech, from "Jaws"

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: March 17, 2017 03:58PM

"...from Hell."

No, just Church Headquarters. But close enough.

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Posted by: BeenThereDunnThatExMo ( )
Date: March 17, 2017 04:31PM

And another...

http://www.mormonnewsroom.org/media/960x540/Elder-Bednar-Humanum11-2017.jpg

And here's the rest of the story...

http://www.mormonnewsroom.org/article/elder-bednar-defends-traditional-marriage-new-york-symposium

And ain't it just so interesting how "jocular" he seems to be around other "faith leaders"...yet is such an anal arrogant a$$hole to & around his OWN flock.

Or so it seems to me...

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Posted by: Historischer ( )
Date: March 17, 2017 07:58PM

A rabbi, a priest, and an apostle walk into a bar...

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Posted by: Elder Berry ( )
Date: March 17, 2017 10:49PM

A gay bar.

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Posted by: EssexExMo ( )
Date: March 18, 2017 01:48PM

Historischer Wrote:
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> A rabbi, a priest, and an apostle walk into a
> bar...

while they are having a drink, the apostle tells how they had a serious fire at the last youth convention
the Rabbi asks 'Did all the kids get out'
The Apostle said 'f**k the kids'
and the Priest asked 'Oh, was there enough time?'

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Posted by: Breeze ( )
Date: March 18, 2017 02:04PM

That Gothic black wall sconce in the background is from the set of Phantom of the Opera.

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Posted by: tnurg ( )
Date: March 18, 2017 05:02PM

Yes, bednar does stand out as a particularly obnoxious, self-righteous creep/mormon charlatan who like the rest lie through their teeth on a daily basis! He is particularly offensive! I can remember so-called mormon apostle tom perry at general conference telling the faithful that he/ his wife were examples of what every mormon should be - my GOD, tell me it isn't so! My stomach instinctively rolled in turmoil as it has so many times when I've listened to this utterly repulsive, mormon promoter! CULT mormonism has a way a digging up the worst of the worst/ putting them in charge! This guy excels in this group of false profits/ corporate criminals! I'm so thankful that people like him with his unique, substandard level of integrity are a hiss/a byword in my world! As Always, tnurg (GRUNT)

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