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Posted by: Stray Mutt ( )
Date: March 15, 2017 04:52PM
For an omnipotent being, Elohim is a horrible communicator.

So, our eternal fate depends upon us following some very exacting instructions. Rather than sending beautifully clear, concise and coherent instructions to everyone at once, he sporadically sends jumbled, contradictory, obtuse, incomplete instructions to a guy here, a guy there -- often guys of dubious credibility and with equally poor communication skills.

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Posted by: baura ( )
Date: March 15, 2017 05:23PM
Re: For an omnipotent being, Elohim is a horrible communicator.

So many preacher types agree that God's message is very clear and
obvious. Now if they only could agree on what that message is.

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Posted by: Jonny the Smoke ( )
Date: March 15, 2017 05:30PM
Re: For an omnipotent being, Elohim is a horrible communicator.

Try the religion and prophet "Questionsforexmos" has found. Seems to overflowing with truth.

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Posted by: evergreen ( )
Date: March 15, 2017 05:36PM
Re: For an omnipotent being, Elohim is a horrible communicator.

He also chooses pedophiles, murderers and liars to disseminate his message.

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Posted by: badassadam ( )
Date: March 15, 2017 05:42PM
Re: For an omnipotent being, Elohim is a horrible communicator.

Well he doesn't talk at all so yea what did you expect.

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Posted by: AmIDarkNow? ( )
Date: March 15, 2017 06:22PM
Re: For an omnipotent being, Elohim is a horrible communicator.

Yeah he's the worst!

After 106 Billion humans over tens of thousands of years and even with the newer improved models of late (don't go there!) he still can't get this done.

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Posted by: jacob ( )
Date: March 15, 2017 06:52PM
Re: For an omnipotent being, Elohim is a horrible communicator.

Omnimpotent?

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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: March 15, 2017 07:08PM
Re: For an omnipotent being, Elohim is a horrible communicator.

Well, you know, it has to be one guy at a time; if God appeared to everyone at once, they wouldn't hear it right.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xLUEMj6cwA

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Posted by: evergreen ( )
Date: March 15, 2017 09:12PM
Re: For an omnipotent being, Elohim is a horrible communicator.

He married but doesnt acknowledge his wife or allow anyone to talk to her, about her or pray to her.

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Posted by: Atari ( )
Date: March 16, 2017 01:00PM
Re: For an omnipotent being, Elohim is a horrible communicator.

Give Elohim a break. He is busy boinking his billions of wives. I want to sleep after one orgasm, can you imagine how run down Elohim is feeling?

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Posted by: getbusylivin ( )
Date: March 16, 2017 01:10PM
Re: For an omnipotent being, Elohim is a horrible communicator.

I think we should cut Elohim some slack. He's made some progress. Oh, sure--in the God Scouts he's only earned his Tenderfoot badge. But give him time.

Once he memorizes the God Scout Oath, learns to start a fire with no more than two matches, and completes his ten-light-year hike I have no doubt he'll earn his Second-Class God badge.

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Posted by: getbusylivin ( )
Date: March 16, 2017 01:12PM
Re: For an omnipotent being, Elohim is a horrible communicator.

But I agree he's a lousy communicator. He might want to check out Toastmasters. Or perhaps it's a staff issue.

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