Hey Alexa, what day is it?

"Today is February 11, 2017; only 17 days left to do your home teaching."

Hey Alexa, turn the lights off.

"Done, where will your spirit go when you die, Boner?"

Hey Alexa, order me a beer and pizza.

"Done, your order for a combination pizza and caffeine-free Diet Coke will be ready for pickup in 20 minutes."

Hey Alexa, what's the phone number for Ron?

"Sorry, I am not able to connect you with Canadian Reprobates."



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Okay, okay, I'll just have to play with myself--

Alexa, who was the fourth president of the United States?

"The Fourth President of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints was Wilford Woodruff."

Alexa, who won the Utah game?

"BYU won the Utah game."

Alexa, who won the Utah game. BYU didn't play Utah!

"BYU won the Utah game."

Alexa, who is the current pope?

"The current Pope, is Pope Anti-Christ the 108th."

Alexa, why do I get Boners?

"Men are that might have joy."



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OP is referring to Alexa, which is the personal assistant software that powers the Amazon Echo and other devices. Alexa is similar to Siri on the iPhone.

OP is proposing a hypothetical scenario in which Alexa is a TBM, and pondering possible responses to questions that may be considered inappropriate for a Mormon to be asking.

OP is also anticipating that others may want to play along.

:) I hope you're either a lawyer or planning on being one! Damn, misspelled her name--Alexa!



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Or maybe the Russians? For that matter, does it matter anymore?

Hey Alexa, tell me more about Christian Scientists...

"The truth of the Gospel was restored by Joseph Smith Jr. in Palmyra, New York in 1830..."

Alexa, stop!

Alexa, where s Massachusetts?

"Massachusetts is a Northeastern American commonwealth in close approximation to Sharon, Vermont where the Prophet Joseph Smith was born."

Alexa, where is the Mother Church located?

"The Restored Church of Jesus Christ is located in Salt Lake City, Utah."

Alexa, stop!

"Boner, I'm never going to stop preaching to you!"

Oh fuck!

"Boner, don't cuss!"

Alexa, play Bruce Springtein
"Happy Sabbeth, playing a selection on mormon tab choir"

Alexa,What on at the cinema?
"Happy Sabbath, I dont have an answer to that question, may I suggest a GA talk"

Alexa, whats the weather today

"10 foot snow, but happy sabbeth, get in the car and off to church

OK

Vestal Goodman songs.

I posed the following question to my Alexa last night:

"Alexa, is the mormon church a cult?"

"I'm sorry, I don't have the answer to that," was the response.

Stupid Alexa. :)

If Alexa were a mormon......she would record and report everything you said to a central data base......oh wait, Alexa already does that :)

If TSCC sells a device like that, they'd call it Emma...



And the two numbers on the spam prevention code for this post are.......33!!

Hi BYU boner!

Did you really attend BYU? Go ahead and tell us; we understand your shame.

Yes! I've got the prophet's signature on my diploma.

My Alexa just told me that JS had 51 wives. I wonder how Mormon Alexa would have answered that question.

Mormon Alexa doesn't answer the question you ask, it answers the question you SHOULD have asked.

Mormon Alexa would have just talked about the wonderful loving marriage between Joey and Emma. Everytime you asked about the other wives she would answer that information is not needed for your salvation.