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Posted by: Chicken N. Backpacks ( )
Date: January 15, 2017 10:06AM
A sign you won't see at a mormon church...

...except for maybe the wailing children and junk food eaters:

http://www.coventrytelegraph.net/news/coventry-news/brilliant-coventry-cathedral-welcome-sign-12422814

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Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: January 15, 2017 12:58PM
Re: A sign you won't see at a mormon church...

"ALL are welcome here" - equally!

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Posted by: StillAnon ( )
Date: January 15, 2017 01:26PM
Re: A sign you won't see at a mormon church...

"We welcome those who are inked, pierced, both or neither."

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Posted by: adoylelb ( )
Date: January 15, 2017 01:28PM
Re: A sign you won't see at a mormon church...

"A Welcoming Church" complete with rainbow flag.

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Posted by: Dorothynli ( )
Date: January 15, 2017 01:37PM
Re: A sign you won't see at a mormon church...

I prefer growling to the halfhearted,zombi like singing of the Mormons.

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Posted by: LeftTHeMorg ( )
Date: January 15, 2017 05:32PM
Re: A sign you won't see at a mormon church...

dEFINITELY!

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Posted by: lillium ( )
Date: January 15, 2017 08:55PM
Re: A sign you won't see at a mormon church...

"Church is for sinners, not for saints."

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Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: January 16, 2017 12:46AM
Re: A sign you won't see at a mormon church...

"We Love You" (whosoever we are)

'Church is for Sinners, not for
Saints" - love that one, I've seen somewhere before, lillium

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Posted by: lillium ( )
Date: January 17, 2017 12:21PM
Re: A sign you won't see at a mormon church...

Yes and you'd never see it at a Mormon church because only people who are already saints would "make good Mormons."

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Posted by: readwrite ( )
Date: January 16, 2017 12:53AM
Re: A sign you won't see at a mormon church...

CLOSED ON SUNDAYS in observance of holyday

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Posted by: Trails end ( )
Date: January 16, 2017 11:54AM
Re: A sign you won't see at a mormon church...

We take cash...debit...or master card...but prefer cash...our wants are many...our needs few...it takes a hell of a lot of money to run this church...free guilt trips...feeling too good about yourself...we can help

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Posted by: moremany ( )
Date: January 16, 2017 05:10PM
Re: A sign you won't see at a mormon church...

A sign of the second coming!

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: January 16, 2017 05:46PM
Re: A sign you won't see at a mormon church...

The woman from Coventry was on NPR the other evening talking about this.
She reported that she got the "welcome message" from a friend in the US.

So it appears nobody knows (for now) where it actually came from. It didn't originate at Coventry, but at least they had the good sense to re-use it :)

http://www.npr.org/2017/01/15/509937021/english-cathedral-welcomes-visitors-with-unexpected-message



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 01/16/2017 05:49PM by ificouldhietokolob.

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Posted by: getbusylivin ( )
Date: January 17, 2017 10:02PM
Re: A sign you won't see at a mormon church...

"We pay YOU 10%!"

"At least two of our top 15 guys weren't born in the 19th Century!"

"Feel free to masturbate--but not in church, please!"

"Underwear? Who wears underwear?"

"We're here 'til Monday--try the single-malt scotch!"

"No spouse? No kids? No money? No white shirt? No problem!"

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