I MEAN EVERYONE IS LDS MAY AS WELL JOIN RIGHT. THEY WONT EXPECT ANYTHING OUT OF ME CORRECT. I DENOUNCE JOSEPH SMITH FULLY AS FRAUD WIVESOFJOSEPHSMITH.ORG i DENOUNCE THOSE LEADERS IN LDS CHURCH. I DENOUNCE THE BOOK OF MORMON AND ANY DOCUMENTS JOSEPH WROTE SAME GOES BRIGHAM YOUNG. WOULD BE FUN FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES TO BE MEMBER. CAUSE DRAMA ON ANY OF THE CULT TACTICS AND IDEAS.

First off, please don't shout at us like that. You'll wake the kids.

Now: you can't be serious.

"I MEAN EVERYONE IS LDS MAY AS WELL JOIN RIGHT."

Wrong.

"THEY WONT EXPECT ANYTHING OUT OF ME CORRECT."

Incorrect.

"WOULD BE FUN FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES TO BE MEMBER."

No, it wouldn't. Cleaning up their shit (literally) is nothing to giggle at.

Read these older threads, then rethink your plan. You don't gain anything by joining, not even shits and giggles.

http://exmormon.org/phorum/read.php?2,1672252

http://exmormon.org/phorum/read.php?2,1812725

josephsmithseer, are you oooo?

No not oooo

Please find the caps lock key and turn it off. All lowercase letters would be kinder on our eyes. Yours, too!

No, you don't want to join. Joining gives the Mormons permission to knock on your door and call you with abandon. They will never leave you alone. Best to avoid that.

CAUSE LOWER CASE LETTERS ARE NOT OFFENSIVE.
Hey SMALLS..

Find a more productive hobby than trying to wreak havoc in the local LDS ward.

Do something that makes you feel happier and more fulfilled.

Have you thought about painting, writing or hiking?

Unless there's something you're not telling us...

I say take down 50k people at least as real Mission work against LDS fraud

Ok, if you think you can do it, go for it.

If you want to spend all your effort and time and tithing to do it for people you don't even know, that is your choice.

I hope you're successful and get the results you think you'll get.

But I think most people who are in TSCC are there because they want to be. (Notice, I did't say because TSCC is good or true.) I think everyone, ultimately does exactly what they want to do.

You should seriously consider fixing your caps button hole - and take off your cap inside - it is usually considered good manners.

Now, what were you saying?

Only reason I can think of... Of course you'll have to learn what the terms "temple virgin" and "soaking" and "floating mean."

Sorry, but joke threads invite joke answers, and it was either this or hit the "report" button...

Why would anyone join a community that they don't believe in??

It appears you are unclear on the meaning of "denounce".

You can't denounce the items you mentioned and pass a baptismal interview. You would have to lie and say you accepted those tenets, which is pretty much the exact opposite of denouncing.

"LDS Living" is an oxymoron.

Op is just messing with us.

Are you looking for a ready made and dysfunctional family LDS lifestyle?

Then by all means join. Jump right in. You can start in the wading pool, or go in over your head with the Gospel Doctrine series. Your choice. You'll be out soon enough, once you run out of oxygen.

Btw, Shits-n-Giggles would make a cute screen name for ya. You might even consider it for your baptismal name LOLOLOL.

;-)



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This is Scott's wife; I don't remember my own password. Pardon my ignorance, but what is "LDS Living"?

I think OP means the Mormons living in Utah County.

That's all. He is joking about "When in Rome do as the Romans do," or something like that.

What Amyjo said. The OP title should be read as

"SHOULD I JOIN LDS [seeing as how I'm] LIVING IN UTAH COUNTY"

But since you asked, "LDS Living" is a worthless Mormon rag that publishes articles too puerile even for the Ensign's minimal standards.