I don't get the getting "last minute instructions" bit. What would be the point of getting instructions right before birth if the are just going to forget it all.
When DD was a baby we visited Grandma at her work, DI. Her co-workers started talking to DD and saying in the cutesy baby voice, "OWWW you can still remember our HF can't you, What does he look like. YOu are so preciouse." etc ad naseum. My mother saw how annoyed I was and picked her up and told her co-workers "well we better be going now" and walked out of the room. I am sure she believed the same thing, but I was very happy she knew how inappropriate it was to do this to a non-practicing family. By the way, they all knew I was a nonbeliever, they just couldn't help themselves.
Wow, more fun make believe coming from the members of TSCC. I wonder how long it will be before some yawhoo, teaches this in a class and someone testifies that they now it is true.
Soon there might be an new doctrinal line of: Babies are trans-dimensonial beings, capable of Astral Projection (my nod to Dr. Strange) to communicate with Sky Daddy.