I'm not sure how many of you would be familiar with the original, so here it is with lyrics. I wouldn't recommend playing it at work.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1M8vei3L0L8

Fuck tha "True Church"
Comin straight from the underground
A young convert got it bad cuz he's brown
And not the other color so the church thought
They didn't have god's authority to endow a minority

Fuck that shit, cuz I ain't the one
Who's a punk teeniefuckah who smuggled a gun
To "prophesy" and be thrown in jail
Masons goin toe to toe in the middle of the cell

Fuckin with them cuz they teenagers
sayin they should be out bugging strangers
"Serving missions," selling the product
Cept it's only spiritual narcotics

You'd rather see me in the church pen
Then on the internet posting on RfM
Beat real truth out of shape
And when they're finished, bring the yellow tape
For the scene of the spiritual slaughter
Still can't swallow their bread and water

I don't know if they f@gs or what
Hunting gays down and shockin' their nuts
And on the other hand, without a girl they can't get none
But don't let it be a black and a white one
Cuz Brigham stone ya dead on the town sod
Black member now showin out for the White God

Raptor Jesus will swarm
On any missionary in a "church uniform"
Just cuz I'm now in apostasy, punk members are afraid of me
A young apostate on a warpath
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a blood bath
Of testimonies, dyin in cyberspace
Yo RfM, I got somethin to say

Fuck tha "True Church"



***** Thanks Ice Cube

Rap is the stupidest shit ever devised by "man" to be palmed off as music.

Real rap was poetry that illuminated middle-class white america about the third-world squalor they had relegated the country's minorities to as a result of their head-in-the-sand-vote-for-rich-people-and-expect-them-to-care-about-poor-people programmed mentality.

Rap nowadays, however, is just a marketing tool for blood diamonds and material possessions.

Real rap brought the ghetto to the suburbs.
New rap brings the suburbs to the ghetto.

Those were nice lyrics, raptor. :)

And even now I only like songs here and there.

I'm a metal guy (what can I say - I'm incredibly white), but this song (the original) is fantastic, hilarious, and fantastically hilarious.

As a white suburban Canadian teenager in 80s, NWA was pure evil incarnate. Yet, that's what we listened to on the way to football games.

Your version? Holy fuckin' shit, man! Fuckin' eh!

Human

Nicely done. I dig it.

Fucking awesome.