Doofus (masculine), Doofa (Feminine), Doofi (plural)

He's definitely a doofus! The Morg leadership leaves me alone, but sends in a doofus to try to get me back. The conversation, today, went like this:

"Hey Boner! The Doofa and I really love you! You're a great neighbor!" (Really, Doofus, then why have I never been invited to set foot in your house?)

"Boner, I've been reading some fascinating stuff about the early church in the 3rd century!" (Oh fuck! Here it comes!) "Boy, they sure did change things!"

"Thanks, Brother Doofus. Things have changed since the Book of Acts when early Christians met in each others homes."

"Exactly! Hey, Boner, me and the high priest doofi are discussing these in priesthood meeting. Would you like to join us?"

"Thanks, Brother Doofus, I attend my own church on Sundays and have no interest in Mormonism." (Hell, I'd rather give the cat a bath).

Brother Doofus (looking crestfallen), "We really love you Boner!"

"Thanks, Doofus, I love you too." (I walked into the house).

:)

Me, I would have asked him why the "Book of Acts" doesn't mention 'the priesthood,' temples, garments, 'confirmation,' or anything in mormonism, and neither do any of the gospels.
But that's just me :)

p.s. I think he's just jealous of your woodiness...

I doubt that I could count any coup. He's living in his own world and conversation would give him something to talk to the bishop about.

Acts chapter 2.

They act as if we don't know what they are up to, that somehow when we became exmormons, we forgot all things mormon.

Last year at this time when I went to talk to the old bishop about my daughter bailing on her wedding (I did it out of desperation as he knows her well) and all of a sudden I had 2 invites to the same "neighborhood" party in a matter of minutes.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 10/21/2016 07:28PM by cl2.

in b 4 ~ "We really love you Boner!"

"(Hell, I'd rather give the cat a bath)"

Dammit, Boner, I think I just wet myself!

You could invite him to your church and see what he says. BTW, I like your Latin endings for doofus, but you forgot doofum which is the neuter.Surely there are doofus type things.

Doofum - what a doofus or doofa becomes once s/he joins the Morg!

I thought that was the thing you scrub your back with in the shower...?
I'm so confused :)

Lol

That's a doofus alright enough.

Every member a missionary is his mantra. He's just going through the motions.

If you really like needed something, I hope he's the kind of neighbor you could count on in a pinch.

I've been fortunate to have been surrounded by good neighbors.

Mine are all Catholic lol. (Maybe that's why?!)