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Posted by: liesarenotuseful ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 08:55AM

And all priesthood holders!

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 09:15AM

"The Traveler contains a bread tray, water tray, two white cotton clothes..."

It's so funny when they try so hard and fail. :)

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Posted by: NormaRae ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 10:12AM

I know. Are the white clothes for dressing the bread in?

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Posted by: lapsed ( )
Date: August 31, 2016 08:10AM

I think it's a typo...should be cloths. For cleaning their fingers of disease and pestilence.
(Do they still have finger bowls to wash your hands in?)

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Posted by: Levi ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 09:22AM

That is one of the dumbest products I've seen in a while.

And I quote:

"The Traveler is a great kit for missionaries and soldiers who have limited space to carry extra items with them from location to location."

But the so-called mormon "sacrament" can be ANYTHING. Make Jesus flesh from a nice buttery croissant, ration biscuit, saltine. Water.....well, water is water. "Have a limited space......" So let's use that space up!!!

Silly people

ETA: OMG, they're $25 each. Lol



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/30/2016 09:42AM by Levi.

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Posted by: getbusylivin ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 09:30AM

Genius!

I must admit, my faith had wavered: I had assumed that it wasn't possible to squeeze any more money from the desiccated lemons we know and love as Mormons. But evidently a few precious drops yet remain.

It's too bad Monson et al. have not (recently, at least) advised the faithful to self-flagellate. I have a design for a cat o' nine tails that Mormons could use to flay themselves and their loved ones. All that's missing is a revelation from one of the honchos to coincide with my product launch.

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Posted by: Levi ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 09:46AM

THAT, on the other hand.....is pretty nifty.

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 09:51AM

Wow, it even has its own little 'holy grail' on the end! :)

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Posted by: messygoop ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 10:14AM

This is as dumb as building a raised pulpit or podium in the corner of the family room in order to conduct family home evening.

Don't laugh!

One jerk serving on the HC did just that when building a new house.

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Posted by: that is hysterical ( )
Date: September 01, 2016 04:44AM


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Posted by: Aquarius123 ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 08:12PM

It reminds me of the Easy Bake Oven for some reason. Or the Junior Doctors Kit.

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Posted by: BYU Boner ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 08:30PM

This is a copy of the Communion set that mainline priests and pastors carry. The set includes a small goblet, patin (plate), cloth, and containers for wine and Communion wafers. When my mother was dying, she asked for Communion, and a pastor visited and served her. The Communion vessels are symbolic of both the Last Supper and the Feast of the Forgiving Father (parable of the Prodigal Son). The pieces form a place setting--thus the goblet, plate, and tablecloth.

I really don't have problems with Mormons taking "The Sacrament" to others. What I have problems with are Mormon leaders DENYING the Sacrament to those not deemed worthy by the cult.

IMO, everyone, believer or non-believer, saint or sinner, should be welcomed and served in church if they so desire. The Boner.



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/30/2016 08:31PM by BYU Boner.

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Posted by: dimmesdale ( )
Date: September 01, 2016 09:39AM

It's rather nice to be far away from all that commercialization of the mormon church--the sacred oil vials to be worn on your keychain, the BofM action figures, the piles of books written by General Authorities, the fancy modest dresses, etc.

The only place I see them any more is on this website.

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