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Posted by: JosieJo ( )
Date: August 29, 2016 07:30PM

Hi all,

I put together this list of baby boy names and I'd love to hear your feedback. Thanks!


-Tiaan
-Bail
-Wilhuff
-Sheev
-Bib
-Plo
-Finis
-Cham
-Wedge
-Kit
-Mas

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Posted by: Elders Quorum Drop-out ( )
Date: August 29, 2016 07:35PM

I feel like you could read that straight out of the OT:

"And Tiaan, who was the son of Bail, who was the son of Wilhuff, who was the son of Sheev, who was the son of Bib...."

:)

But I like Tian out of that list the most. Is it your future baby boy?

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: August 29, 2016 07:38PM

If this boy is going to be in an English-speaking country, then I'll be honest -- I don't like any of them. Even though "Wedge" does hold a special place for me because of Star Wars. "Kit," however, reminds me of "Knight Rider," not a good association.

But hey, it's not my boy, it's yours. Just keep in mind the kid will have to live among others, and a name can be a real pain in the neck sometimes. My dad thought so, since his very mormon parents named him "Sharon" (after the region in the 'promised land'). He hated it, and went by "Pete" his whole life :)

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Posted by: Amyjo ( )
Date: August 29, 2016 07:42PM

I don't relate to any of them.

Liev or Ian, now those I like.

Someone I know named one of her sons Angus.

Max sounds like a good boy's name to me.

Sorry, couldn't really vote for any of those you mentioned *but* one: Kit.

Reminds me of a famous frontiersman, Kit Carson. :)

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Posted by: Kathleen nli ( )
Date: August 29, 2016 07:54PM

If you are anything like our family of name convoluters, just be careful of putting the affectionate "ie" on the end of any of those.

You might end up with something like "Wedgie, or Kittie."

My favorite on your list, however, is Kit.

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Posted by: dagny ( )
Date: August 29, 2016 08:04PM

Wedgie? Really?

Bail (gee, the kid won't get ANY jokes his whole life about that one)

Cham the sham?

Finis is Finished

Willhuff and puff

Slo Plo


Is the goal to have the kid hate whoever named him? :-) Consider what the kid's nicknames and initials will be.

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Posted by: not logged in today ( )
Date: August 29, 2016 08:34PM

If you like Mahonri Moriancumer, you'll love these.

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Posted by: not logged in today ( )
Date: August 29, 2016 09:02PM

Children can be merciless. Don't be surprised if your son ends up in a lot of playground fights.

For some reason, this topic reminds me of the Johnny Cash song "A Boy Named Sue."

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: August 29, 2016 08:35PM

Hank

Hank is a great name for a boy!

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: August 29, 2016 08:38PM

Unless the family name is "Ragg." :)

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Posted by: 6 iron ( )
Date: August 29, 2016 08:38PM

I like the name Wedge...


But look at my moniker :)

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: August 29, 2016 08:44PM

Wedges are money makers!

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Posted by: dejavue ( )
Date: August 29, 2016 08:44PM

Brothers name was Moroni, Dad's name Alma. Yeah, they pretty much hated their names. Son named his four boys Jalen, Jorryn, Jevan, Josten. Even though Son resigned from the cult wife usually dresses the boys EXACTLY the same (Reminds me of the Plig culture). Parents who expect their kids to fit a mold often cause strife in their own lives as well as the lives of their children.

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Posted by: cinda ( )
Date: August 29, 2016 08:53PM

I'm not crazy about any of them, to be honest. If I really had to choose one, I'd vote for Kit ;)

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: August 29, 2016 08:56PM

There's always this:

http://www.babynamegenie.com/

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Posted by: peculiargifts ( )
Date: August 29, 2016 10:42PM

You said that you would love feedback. Oh, dear! What a difficult thing to respond to.

Honestly, you would be doing a child a favor by finding names that are a little less open to twisting. You can go for creative --- where I live, we have lots of made up names. It's okay in this small and hugely tolerant society. Where every kid has an unusual name, it's easy to make anything work.

But always try to think of how it would feel to be the one who has to go out in public with the name, every day of your life. Try to keep in mind that in WASPish average America, other kids (and a good number of adults) will tease the child mercilessly, for years and years, if he gets one of the names on that list.

Kit is probably the safest one. But even it will get a fair amount of 'Here, Kitty Kitty!" from every lunkhead on the block in most of America. Tiaan and Sheev (which I actually like, where I live either would work just fine) will get a lot of twisting and teasing in less eclectic communities.

Please let the others just fade away.

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Posted by: laperla not logged in ( )
Date: August 29, 2016 10:45PM


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Posted by: adoylelb ( )
Date: August 29, 2016 10:51PM

The only name that's safest if your family or a child with that name ever leaves Utah is Kit.

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Posted by: blindersoff ( )
Date: August 29, 2016 11:14PM

Best thing to do is wait and see what your baby looks like. We always had a couple names to try out when the baby was born and one name would always "fit" better than the others. I feel it's important for a name to fit because I never felt like mine fit me, I don't have one that I think would, other than " mom". I still don't like my name and it's a pretty normal name, just doesn't fit.

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Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: August 29, 2016 11:19PM

My parents did this! How weird that English-speakers also think this way. My first name is Thor, which is Spanish for Thor.

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Posted by: PapaKen ( )
Date: August 29, 2016 11:27PM

I vote for Caleb. (my new grandson's name)

:)

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Posted by: rhgc ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 09:36AM

I, also, have a grandson Caleb.

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Posted by: donbagley ( )
Date: August 29, 2016 11:33PM

I wanted to name my son Grover Cleveland Bagley and was immediately rewarded with stink eye.

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Posted by: Emmabiteback ( )
Date: August 29, 2016 11:37PM

I like this idea for input..my husband and I like,
Seth
Max
James
Hayes..
we have a few boys and our name for males gets tossed around quite a bit. Another boy here soon, but we can't agree on a name..

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Posted by: peculiargifts ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 12:32AM

If we get to go by the subject line, alone, and give the names we like best, I'd got with your list, and also:

Nathan
Nathaniel
Matthew


I always liked my great uncle's name: Forrest, but I have never felt that it really fit the time that I live in.

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Posted by: Babyloncansuckit ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 12:47AM

Neville, Nev for short.

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Posted by: Mythb4meat ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 01:30AM

...those names sound very silly to me. And may be kind of a curse in later years....the poor kid might be teased and ridiculed. Just stick with Billy, Johnny, George, Fred, Bob, or something...

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Posted by: anymous ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 01:52AM


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Posted by: ANYMOUS ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 01:55AM

Kit is a traditional nickname for Christopher. Kit Carson's name was actually Christopher Carson.

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Posted by: not logged in today ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 02:14AM

Does no one else find it even a bit unusual for a question like this as a first-ever post? OP has never posted here, at least under this particular screen name.

Considering the baby names being submitted for evaluation, I have a suspicion that we are being spoofed here.

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Posted by: peculiargifts ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 12:28PM

Yes, I did and do suspect that it is not serious. However, I decided to answer it seriously just in case I was wrong. Plus, as I mentioned, I live in an area where the sorts of names on that list could just barely be taken seriously by someone who is only thinking about how cute this name or that name might be for a little tiny baby.

Sadly, I do know some people like that --- and so I answered with what I would like to say to those parents in the real world.

Mostly, I like the extreme flexibility with which babies get named where I live. But sometimes I feel sick inside when I hear what some poor kid is stuck with. And I would hate to say nothing and then hear that somebody just named an innocent baby something that is going to make the kid miserable every day in school.

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Posted by: Aquarius123 ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 06:33AM

Yep, it's gotta be a joke! Otherwise OP should just go ahead and name him "hit me in the face during dodge ball."



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Posted by: Amyjo ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 06:50AM

ROFLMAO.

I loved picking out names for my kids during pregnancies. I'd line up boys names and then girls names, and go through the list, trying on each name until one "fit."

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Posted by: brigantia not logged in ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 06:49AM

Here's my favourite list:

Graham
James
Geoffrey
William
Clive
Leonard
Adrian
Godfrey
Ian
Charles
Scott
Ben

Traditional English names though and may not float in your area.

Briggy

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Posted by: catnip ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 03:32PM

He got some teasing during elementary school, mainly along the line of "Cracker," but I think it's a classy name and it suits him.

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Posted by: rhgc ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 07:59AM

Richard
Robert
John
James
Andrew
Alexander
William
Frederick
David
George
Henry
Thomas
Michael
Samuel
Myles

The names of the OP are weak and have no historical meanings.

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Posted by: Gentle Gentile ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 03:39PM

If you think "Jack" is an alternate for "John," then the first four names on your list are the names of the males in my family of origin.

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Posted by: summer ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 08:07AM

You are asking for your boy to be picked on in school. Just sayin'.

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Posted by: quinlansolo ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 08:52AM


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Posted by: getbusylivin ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 09:33AM

I've always been partial to Beelzebub.

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Posted by: jacob ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 09:40AM

I like the following

Nate
Miles
Max
Tate

Granted my name is short for Nathanael but I say short, sweet, and easy to pronounce.

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Posted by: shortbobgirl ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 09:49AM

To me, but it is your kid, they all translate to "Hi, my name is Throw the Ball at my Head".

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Posted by: Exmoron ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 10:00AM

Spartacus
Dannicus
Crixus
Magnus

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Posted by: xe ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 10:08AM

Tiaan Jerrjerrod
Bail Organa
Wilhuff Tarkin
Sheev Palpatine
Bib Fortuna
Plo Koon
Finis Valorum
Cham Syndulla
Wedge Antilles
Kit Fisto
Mas Amedda

Dang it. I hate admitting that I know these off the top of my head. Yeah, I see you, OP.

I saw someone named "Jedi" once and knew another family who named their kids after Star Trek and Harry Potter characters, so these names aren't even that wild.



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Posted by: adoylelb ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 02:29PM

The funny thing is that I know Mormons who thought the name Henry was too "old fashioned" even though their favorite character from childhood was really named Henry, but went by Harry. They ended up naming their boy after a river in New York, Hudson.



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Posted by: getbusylivin ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 10:25AM

Johnny Wadd?

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Posted by: Jonny the Smoke ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 11:24AM

And not another word from JosieJo?

Add these to your list....

Shiv
Shank
Grunt
Puke
Turd
Floater
Whack
Numb
Ooze
Blister
Shanker
Mucus
Bile
Moisture

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Posted by: lapsed ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 11:53AM

None. The poor kid will spend the rest of his life being asked how to spell his name-not to mention he will never be able to find a miniature license plate for his bedroom door.

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Posted by: rhgc ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 03:05PM

Remember the Simpson episode where they are somewhere that the store was selling License plates with names and Bart was looking for his name and only noticed plates for "Bort". He asked why would anyone name someone "Bort" and just then two mothers were calling out the name "Bort" looking for their sons?

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Posted by: Devoted Exmo ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 12:03PM

Blarq
Flup
Splad
Grub
Drup
Trun
Fleen
Plurp
Eirb
Aener
Quard
Glife

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Posted by: getbusylivin ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 12:36PM

I like "Fleen" and "Plurp" but only if they're conjoined twins, joined at the nose.

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Posted by: Devoted Exmo ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 12:42PM

Beautiful imagery...

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Posted by: Jonny the Smoke ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 01:10PM

Nah.....those are way too common. You just named 3/4 of my ex-wife's family.

You don't know them do you? :)

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Posted by: Devoted Exmo ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 01:15PM

LOL! We should submit these names to get their temple work done for them.

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Posted by: Amyjo ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 12:08PM

Rumpelstiltskin

Dufus

Ebenezer

Uncle Bob

Lil Rascal

Tom Thumb

Marmalade

Skeeter

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Posted by: cinda ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 12:28PM

Sounds kinda like a list of pets'(dogs) names :)



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Posted by: memikeyounot ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 02:48PM

I have 3 grandsons, all 7 years old now ..born about 6 weeks apart. There was no planning involved from my 3 kids.

I wasn't crazy about any of the names chosen, but it's not my choice.

The middle one is named Cash. I thought it was so dumb and would just open him up to being teased.

I'm still not sure that it won't, but last year in first grade at a Salt Lake County elementary school, they found out there are 3 boys named Cash in his school. One was in his class, one wasn't and one was in 2nd grade.

I thought at the time, what are the odds for that to happen?

He's a smart, funny and loving kid. He still has an odd name.

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Posted by: rhgc ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 03:07PM

The next child should be named "Credit".

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Posted by: csuprovograd ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 03:33PM

It sounds like someone is picking letters from the scrabble pile and making names....

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Posted by: notmonotloggedin ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 04:34PM

These are only slightly more (in some cases less) ridiculous than most of the names TBM nieces and nephews are naming their kids.

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