Recovery Board  : RfM
Recovery from Mormonism (RfM) discussion forum. 
Go to Topic: PreviousNext
Go to: Forum ListMessage ListNew TopicSearchLog In
Posted by: tumwater ( )
Date: August 29, 2016 01:11PM

Anyone mourning the anniversary of BY's death?

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: Lethbridge Reprobate ( )
Date: August 29, 2016 01:16PM

Sure why not....

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: August 29, 2016 01:17PM

Who? :)

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: Amyjo ( )
Date: August 29, 2016 01:19PM

Oh I'm glad you aren't leaving us, tumwater.

I thought this was another goodbye thread.

:)

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: August 29, 2016 04:20PM

I'll drink to that!

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: SL Cabbie ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 05:57AM

Brigham Young is still dead.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: Amyjo ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 06:13AM

BY hated the teensy little steeple on the original Saint George temple. Shortly after he died a thunder and lightning storm hit st. George, and a lightning bolt felled the teensy little steeple.

He didn't get his wish in life. But after he died the heavens let loose, and tore that teensy little steeple asunder.

And since it was restored to its current glory, "Not a few of the people remembered Brigham's objection to the earlier design of the temple, and commented that even though Brigham didn't get his way during his life, he managed to have the change occur from beyond the grave!"

http://www.stgeorgetemplevisitorscenter.info/temple/by_tower.html

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: rhgc ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 07:51AM

It is too bad he did not live a year longer and suffer from the publication of the confession of John D. Lee. Brigham Young would have suffered mightily from the public indignation, even worse than a noted comic today.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: Templar ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 02:32PM

David Miller, a well liked U of U professor of history, once remarked that "Brigham Young was a dictator, more or less, and the Mormon people accepted it, more or less!"

Pretty much sums it all up.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: Honest TBM ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 02:36PM

Have you ever noticed how the church has named all the universities after Brigham Young in order to demonstrate what Heavenly Father really thinks about families/marriage, racial harmony, and everything else? The world would be such a better place if everyone knew very well exactly what Brigham Young taught so they could ponder/pray about what to do with this knowledge in these latter days.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: Templar ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 02:47PM

Honest TBM Wrote:
-------------------------------------------------------
> The world would be such a better
> place if everyone knew very well exactly what
> Brigham Young taught so they could ponder/pray
> about what to do with this knowledge in these
> latter days.

LOL, You're really having some fun with this.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: dydimus ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 02:49PM

...she was a great pin-up model. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki?curid=937340

or did you mean any of these other hundred people??? some famous, some infamous!!! http://peoplebyinitials.com/?q=BY



Edited 1 time(s). Last edit at 08/30/2016 02:51PM by dydimus.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: Templar ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 03:02PM

As a "hormoaning" teenager of the 1950's, I well remember Bunny's pin-ups and her photos of other nude models as well. One of the more famous, Betty Page, became a devout Christian in her later years. Perhaps guilt overcame her. At least that never happened to Diane Webber, the most beautiful of them all.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: cinda ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 03:08PM

Templar, surely you meant hormoning. lol

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: Templar ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 03:26PM

Good catch. I stand corrected.

Spell checkers are good and sometimes not so good. But alas...

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: Soft Machine ( )
Date: August 31, 2016 08:39AM

I thought you meant "whore-moaning" so thanks for the correction ;-)

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: ghostie ( )
Date: August 31, 2016 08:28PM


Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: Atari ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 03:21PM

BY's wife count must be up into the millions by now. Even with his bionic celestial penis he must be getting worn out.

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: elderolddog ( )
Date: August 30, 2016 05:48PM

Not really. See, I received a vision: In the CK, each spermatozoa has wings, and after one finds the intended egg, the rest fly off looking for some place to 'land'.

"A fertile male human ejaculates between 2 and 5 milliliters(ml) of semen (on average about a teaspoon). In each ml there are normally about 100 million sperm. If the concentration falls below 20 million sperm per milliliter there is usually some trouble with fertility."

This is proof of the Plan of Salvation! Because the question is asked, "why so many, when only one is needed?" It's in representation of the CK, where every spermatozoa is used! This way ghawd can keep all his wives pregnant while he gets in all the golf he wants.

Would I lie????

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: Rusty Shackleford ( )
Date: August 31, 2016 01:28PM

Brigham Young is dead.


That's right, dead serious about going to Itchy & Scratchy Land!

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: Trails end ( )
Date: August 31, 2016 02:49PM

Naw once you get the new improved super duper celestial impegator of oall women within four hundred yards...its like a pigs nose ...you cant wear it out...even winged celestial sperms tho are limited to a four hubdred yard range...all houses on celestia are built at least five hundred yards apart to avoid confusion and marital discord a,ongst the chosen of gawd...cant have little jimmy looking like a ninteenth century ahole with a foul temper now could we....source...there was this angel with soot on his sword

Options: ReplyQuote
Posted by: notrealistic ( )
Date: August 31, 2016 07:37PM

I think he was trying to pull a Genghis Khan and make sure every Mormon in Utah was related to him so they'd pull their punches

Options: ReplyQuote
Go to Topic: PreviousNext
Go to: Forum ListMessage ListNew TopicSearchLog In


Screen Name: 
Your Email (optional): 
Subject: 
Spam prevention:
Please, enter the code that you see below in the input field. This is for blocking bots that try to post this form automatically.
 ********   ******     ******   **     **  ******** 
 **    **  **    **   **    **  **     **  **       
     **    **         **        **     **  **       
    **     **   ****  **        **     **  ******   
   **      **    **   **        **     **  **       
   **      **    **   **    **  **     **  **       
   **       ******     ******    *******   ********