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Posted by: Elders Quorum Drop-out ( )
Date: August 25, 2016 06:25PM
iStone Version.1

I think church leaders are needing to get the most recent update to fix the bugs. Maybe they have been busy building malls and forgot to pay the cell stone bill? I don't know if they have ever, in my lifetime, done any actual "seering" or "revelating"?

And every "big revelation" has been because of political or social pressure...not because god was ahead of the curb.

Monson's childhood stories are super great and all, but...

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: August 25, 2016 08:14PM
Re: iStone Version.1

They got the wi-fi only version of the seer stone, but never installed a wi-fi router. And, of course, they never take it to Starbucks...

:)

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Posted by: baura ( )
Date: August 25, 2016 08:25PM
Re: iStone Version.1

Has anyone asked any of them if they've actually TRIED putting
the stone in a hat? Maybe that's why there's no revelation.

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Posted by: ificouldhietokolob ( )
Date: August 25, 2016 09:22PM
Re: iStone Version.1

baura Wrote:
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> Has anyone asked any of them if they've actually
> TRIED putting
> the stone in a hat? Maybe that's why there's no
> revelation.

Of course they've tried!

http://imgur.com/a/ndle3

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Posted by: evondere ( )
Date: August 25, 2016 08:49PM
Re: iStone Version.1

Yeah, picture about a dozen old farts standing in a circle, one of them holding a poop-colored stone in one hand, and a hat in the other.

Very quiet, just looking at the stone, then the hat. Then they look back at the stone...back at the hat.... and then tall fall down laughing.

After a few minutes of rolling around on the floor, feeling like boys again, they began trying to get up. Wiping tears, Uchtdorf said, "We gotta upgrade this crap."

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